Fantasy Football Team Names 2017

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Like a good coach, here at Sports Feel Good Stories, we felt a need to adapt our game. We’ve moved to a spread offense for the 2017 Fantasy Football season to showcase our funny team names and league options on a series of pages. There’s something for everyone. Check ’em out: the good, the funny, the best!

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names List

  • Hit me with your Prescott
  • House Tyrell
  • Fournetteflix and Chill
  • Dunkirk Cousins
  • Little Red Fournette
  • Rudy was Offsides
  • Pete Carroll’s Gum

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  • Mark Davis’ Superbowl Cut
  • Bye Week
  • Kelce Grammar
  • Hooked on a Thielen
  • Dak in a Box
  • TD Dez Dispensers
  • Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  • Tuesdays with Torrey
  • Le’Veon or Die Hard
  • Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer
  • Summer Brees
  • Fake Drews

Tom Brady

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Look, if you don’t acquire Touchdown Tommy for his stats, get him for his name. The play on words opportunities are endless.
  • The Del Rio Grande
  • Shake it Goff
  • All About the Benjamins
  • Livin’ on a Prater
  • Chronic Dak Pain
  • Bridge to Teddybithida
  • Eat Drink and D. Murray
  • You’re Not Gruden Nuff
  • Frosted Flaccos
  • Three times a Brady
  • Arian Foster Care
  • Uptown Funchess
  • Hyde and Go Zeke
  • You Winston, You Lose Some
  • Learn to Reed

Julio Jones

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Julie is a game changer – that’s all you need to know!
  • Flutie & the Blowfish
  • The Garoppolos Islands
  • De more De maryius
  • WALL-ELI
  • Bozo the Clowney
  • Fourth and Lynches
  • Mason Crosby, Nash, Stills and Young
  • Mel Kiper’s Best Available
  • The Touchdown Factor

Tyreek Hill

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Tyreek is so fast that when he runs he can see his back.
  • That’s Amari
  • Amari 2600
  • Dak Dak Goose
  • The Dak Attack
  • Dak Shepard
  • The Dak Knight Rises
  • Le’Veon Let Die

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How to Name your Squad

Here are some quick guidelines:

  • Select a moniker that is appropriate for your audience. If there are a lot of folks in your league from your workplace, give a lot of thought as to how risqué you want to be with your name selection. Like a dress code for an event, when in doubt, elevate your game – error on the side of more formal – and demonstrate good taste.
  • Ask yourself if the name fit your team make-up? Many options are plays on words or puns related to important players, e.g. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood for Aaron Rodgers. This is kind of obvious, but it really helps to have that player on your team if you’re going in that direction.
  • Bounce your choice off some other folks and ask them: Is it fun? Is it memorable?
  • Is it too seasonal. Will your selection work as strongly in February as in August?
  • It helps if the spelling can only be interpreted one way.
  • Another consideration: Does your choice lend itself well to a logo?
  • Consider basing your name selection on a star receiver, running back, quarterback, defensive player (must be a superstar), or based on team.
  • Once you’ve selected your choice, sell it. Add “Team Owner” after your selection in email communications.

The Best Team Fantasy

  • All Dogs go to Evans
  • Should’ve been a Cowboy
  • The Cutler Did It

Top Picks

  • Fly like an Eagle
  • Clash of Tight Ends
  • Da Bear Necessities
  • American Hoyer Story
  • Delanie Walker, Titans Ranger
  • De more de maryius
  • Roethlisberger Helper

Aaron Rodgers

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“Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood” is an option that is going to go into the Hall of Fame immediately. Throw out the waiting period.
  • Two Wild and Crabtree Guys
  • Edelman’s Club
  • Saint Happenin’
  • Cole Train
  • Fleener Schnitzel
  • Lacy in the Sky with Diamonds
  • And Hurns to you Allen Robinson
  • Dak to the Future

Odell Beckham Jr.

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Odell it on the Mountain…
  • Reuben Sandwich
  • Cook to Perfection
  • Head Cook and Bottle Washer
  • Dion Lewis and the News
  • The Boldin the Beautiful
  • Dak to the Future
  • Golden Taint

Antonio Brown

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UPS should sign this guy up for an endorsement deal. “What can Brown do for you?” – Answer: Just about everything.
  • Shake it Goff
  • Abdullah Oblongata
  • Zeke Squad
  • The Tannehill have Eyes
  • The Burn Unit
  • Maximum Eifert
  • The Eifert Tower
  • Stairway to Evans
  • Cruizin’ for a Bruisin’
  • It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
  • Rated “R” for Gore
  • Scoreless in Seattle
  • Mystic Rivers
  • Old Man Rivers
  • I Pitta the Fool
  • DeMarco Rubio
  • Ginn and Tonic

Andrew Luck

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Will Colts’ fans be Out of Luck this season.
  • Cry me a Rivers
  • A Rivers Run Through It
  • Teddy “Beat The” Bears
  • Inglorious Bradfords
  • Doug “My Favorite” Martin
  • Chris Ebony and Ivory
  • Rock n’ Sproles
  • The Hot Route
  • So Let it be Witten
  • Credence Bridgewater Revival
  • Vernon Equinox
  • Say My Namath
  • Week Off
  • Call Me Shady
  • Colin Keep or Pick

Jordy Nelson and Green Bay Packers

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Jordy, Jordy how Packer fans like it with Jordy Nelson is healthy.
  • Don’t Pull a Hammy, SammyWatkins!
  • Eli is Calling
  • Every Kiss Begins with Clay
  • Flaccoroni and Cheese
  • Straight out of Tomlin
  • Houston: We have a Touchdown!
  • I Should’ve Been a Cowboy
  • I Pitta the Fool
  • Forte Yard Dash
  • It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
  • Just Say Ben

Introduction to naming your team

Question: What would your experience be like without a fun naming selection to use as your calling card?

Answer: BORING!

Get the draft and NFL season kicked off in style. Don’t be that guy or gal who gives no thought to their team branding until draft night. It’s almost like letting the clock expire when it’s your turn to pick. It sets the tone for the season. Do a little prep work on names by reviewing some of our lists and arrive at an option that works for you.

There’s a big difference from “John’s Team” and “Eat, Drink and D. Murray”. Make yours a game changer!

Names for your league imageCool Choices

  • Jonesin’ for a Touchdown
  • Can I Get A Witteness?
  • Blue Ajayis.
  • E-Zeke Dez it
  • Jay Ajayi Pride
  • The Playbook of Eli
  • Call Me Brady
  • Brady Gaga
  • Greatest Show on Paper
  • Jerry’s World.
  • Adam Schefter’s Source

Russell Wilson and Seattle Seahawks

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Wilson is a winner and probably the most elusive QB of all time.
  • Dawning of the Age of Demaryius
  • May the Forsett Be With You
  • Manning Up
  • Dirty Landry
  • Carry on my Langford Son
  • A Lump of Cole Beasley
  • Knights of the Gridiron
  • The Brees Knees
  • Insane Clowney Posse
  • Sunday is my Funday
  • Legends of the Gridiron
  • Jimmy Garoppowho?
  • Backfields and McCoys

Matt Ryan and Atlanta Falcons

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Could this be the Falcons’ year?
  • Taylor Park Boys
  • Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
  • Weeden Start the Fire
  • Boom Goes the Dynamite
  • Cry Me a Rivers
  • Arian Nation
  • Necessary Roughness
  • Legion of Doom
  • Just Win Baby
  • Injured Reserve
  • Fig Newton
  • From Russell With Love
  • Any Given Sunday
  • Chalupa Batman
  • Monsters of the Midway
  • Arian Foster Care
  • Run Foster Run
  • Abusement Park
  • Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
  • Run DMC
  • Forgetting Brandon Marshal
  • The Real McCoy
  • Stafford Infection
  • Cruzin for a Bruisin
  • He Hates Me
  • Favre Dollar Footlong
  • Straight Cash Homie

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Old School Monikers

  • America’s Team
  • Orange Crush
  • No Punt Intended

Cam Newton

 

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  • Mean Machine
  • Beast Mode
  • Cruz Control
  • Password is Taco
  • Dream Team
  • Victorious Secret
  • Prestige Worldwide
  • Team Awesome
  • Ladies and Edelman
  • Hyde and Zeke
  • Gurley Meets World
  • Leveon la vida Loca
  • Flacco Seagulls
  • Primetime Players

Some Good, Some Hilarious

  • You can run but you can’t Hyde
  • Make America Gates
  • Dezpacito
  • A Boy Named Suh
  • That’s my QuarterDak
  • Kareem Hunt for Red October
  • I am the Rawlrus

Carson Wentz and Philadelphia Eagles

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Wentz, twice, three times a lady…
  • Miller Hyde Life
  • Taters gonna tate
  • Ba-Donk-A-Gronk
  • Game of Jones
  • Mother of Touchdowns
  • Lockett to Me
  • James Starks’ direwolves.
  • Aaron it Out
  • Wear Something Lacy
  • Armed Rodgery
  • Better Call Rawls
  • Carr 2 Coop
  • Old Man Rivers
  • Insane Clowney Posse
  • A Team Has No Name
  • Green Eggs and Graham
  • Gym, Tannehill, Landry

Rob “The Gronk” Gronkowski and New England Patriots

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Nagurski, Butkus, Nitschke and…Gronkowski. Yes, the Gronk’s name just sounds like pigskin.
  • Le’Veon on a Prayer
  • TyReeks of Desperation.
  • Green Eggs and Cam
  • Shake and Tate
  • TyReek and Destroy
  • Golden Tate Warriors
  • Winston is coming
  • Super Mariota Brothers
  • Game, Forsett, Match
  • Fournette’s Nest
  • Davante’s Peak
  • Hooked on a Thielan
  • The Dakson 5
  • Martin ScoresEasy
  • Samurai Dak

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Todd Gurley Funny Fantasy Football Names

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Gurley Man!

Von Miller

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Premiere defensive star.

Derek Carr

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Park the Carr if you’re playing the Raiders in your league.

Le’Veon Bell Funny Fantasy Football Names

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Bell proves that patience is a virtue when running the ball.

Ezekiel Elliott

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Six games! That sound you here is Zeke’s FFL value going down.

Drew Brees Fantasy Football Team Names

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More video needed of Drew getting the team pumped up before games.

Khalil Mack

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Mack Attack!

Matthew Stafford

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The Comeback Kid.

Dez Bryant

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Still impossible to cover.

Award Ideas

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Customizable, FFL certificates: Talk some smack, recognize the champs and the chumps, and more. Click on visual to learn more.

 

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Derek Carr

Cam Newton

Matt Ryan

Carson Wentz

Antonio Brown

Odell Beckham Jr.

Rob Gronkowski

Dez Bryant

Tyreek Hill

Page 20 – Ezekiel Elliot

Kirk Cousins

Todd Gurley

Drew Brees

Von Miller

Khalil Mack

Le’Veon Bell

Julio Jones

Jordy Nelson

Matthew Stafford

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