Funny Softball Quotes

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Softball Quotes Funny

If you’re dating a softball player, raise your hand. If you’re not, raise your standards.
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If softball was any easier, they’d call it baseball.
Jennie Finch

If you want to play, practice; if want to win, practice harder.
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Softball is like falling in love, first you learn the rules of the game, and then you forget the rules and play from your heart.
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Softball is better than baseball because you don’t have to watch your team lose for nine innings.
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Funny Softball quotes imageWhen we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Woody Allen

The expert in anything was once a beginner.
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No grass stains, no glory; No bruises, no story.
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Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal; suck it up princess.
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Softball was invented to show boys how it’s done.
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Forget the glass slippers, this princess wears cleats.
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Look like a beauty, play like a BEAST!
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Funny Softball Quotes and Sayings

Yeah, I play like a girl — try to keep up!
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Yesterday’s home runs don’t win today’s games.
 Babe Ruth

When we play ball, we leave it all.
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Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears.
Laird Hamilton

Softball Players: Real women with curves, fastballs and changeups.
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If I had a boyfriend who told me to choose between him and sotball…he’s sure going to miss me.
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I have to save money…oh, look, a new softball bat!
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I came to blow bubbles and whoop the other team, and I’m all out of gum.
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Softball:  It doesn’t get easier, you just get better.
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Technically, it’s not stealing, as I own this field.

Don’t practice till you get it right, practice till you can’t get it wrong.
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Who needs umpires when we have softball moms?
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You earn your trophies at practice, you pick them up at tournaments.
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Be that player their coach warned them about.
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When they tell you that you can’t. Turn to them and say, “Watch me!”
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