Funny Yogi Berra Quotes: The Best Interview in Baseball

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When Joe Garagiola was providing color commentary for Baseball’s Game of the Week, you could be sure that Yogi Berra’s name would come up frequently. Seldom would a game go by without childhood friend Garagiola telling some funny Yogi Berra quotes or stories. Yogi Berra passed away yesterday at the age of 90.

Yogi had a way with words.When you read some of these quotations below, imagine yourself a baseball writer and Yogi answering your questions.

For all of the fun associated with his quotes, don’t forget that Yogi was a talented player, coach and manager. In those roles he competed in 21 World Series and won 13 of them. Remember the catcher leaping into Don Larsen’s arms after the World Series perfect game? Who was it? Yogi Berra.

Enjoy these quotes from the good-hearted All-Star.


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Funny Yogi Berra Quotes

  1. The game’s isn’t over until it’s over.
  2. We made too many wrong mistakes.
  3. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
  4. He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
  5. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
  6. How can a you hit and think at the same time?
  7. All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
  8. I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
  9. I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
  10. I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
  11. I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
  12. The towels were so thick there​,​ I could hardly close my suitcase.
  13. Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
  14. ​I never said most of the things I said.​
  15. It’s like déjà vu all over again.
  16. ​Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.​
  17. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
  18. You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going because you might not get there.
  19. It gets late early out there.
  20. I never said most of the things I said.
  21. Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
  22. So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
  23. Take it with a grin of salt.
  24. You can observe a lot just by watching.
  25. You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
  26. Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
  27. ​Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.​