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Guinea Pig Names: Funny and Cute

Looking for some fun guinea pig names?

We all remember, as kids, the aquarium in the corner of the Science classroom that held a guinea pig. Children would squeal with delight when they could feed it some lettuce or even hold it. The cute furry creatures resembled baby pigs, and their faces were adorable. Because of this, many children ran home to their parents and demanded they buy a guinea pig as soon as possible.

Hence the need to find names for their new family pets. At first, guinea pigs can be very nervous and excitable. But the more you can calmly and tenderly handle them, the more they will reciprocate. The average lifespan for a guinea pig is five to seven years. Guinea pigs are very social animals, and because of this, they like to have a guinea pig companion (read more names). Here is a list to help you name your guinea pig(s):

Funny Guinea Pig Names

  1. Squeaker
  2. Franz Fur-dinand
  3. Piggy Smalls
  4. Hamlet
  5. Lucy Fur
  6. Tater Tot
  7. Corn Chips
  8. Pig Sean
  9. Sam I Ham
  10. Fuzz-meister
  11. The Pig Show
  12. Fluffernutter
  13. Queso
  14. Reya Sunshine
  15. Toots
  16. Chandler Bing
  17. Goliath
  18. Jimmy Chew
  19. Piggy Longstocking
  20. Furball
Clever and funny guinea pig names.

Clever Choices

Pig Boy

Chomper

Guinea McPig Face

Popcorn

Scamper Zipper

Rhumba

Smudge

Whistler

Button

Hustler

Frisky

Zippy

Somebody (You know, “Everybody Loves Somebody.”)

Scoots

Chorizo

Dog Bait

Puinea Gig

Moon Pie

Beanster

Puckerberg

Mamoth

Dinky

Bilbo

Cat Watcher

Pringle

Ziti

Fuzzy McFuzz Face

Chicharones.

Monikers for your pet.

Creative Guinea Pig Names

Jabba the Pig

Che Guinera

The King

Knight Ninja

Frito Bandito

Rugby

Hammer

Guinea Ninja

The Hulk

Rumbles

Ballsy

Avocado

Treadmill Tamer

Taurus

Jesse James

Master Blaster

Thunder

Habit Hacker

Tequila

Bad Boy

King Arthur

Nacho Libre

Dark Knight

Lights Out

The Flash

Blackbeard

RainMaker

Captain Pain

The One

Hammer

Sir Eats A Lot

Rockstar.

Cute guinea pig names.

Famous Guinea Pigs

Rodney – He made his debut in the 1998 film Dr. Doolittle starring Eddie Murphy. Dr. Doolittle had conversations with Rodney, the guinea pig who comedian Chris Rock voiced.

Queen Elizabeth I – A painting that hangs in the National Portrait Gallery in London depicts Elizabethan era children holding guinea pigs. The popularity of guinea pigs in England soared when it was learned that Queen Elizabeth I kept them as pets.

Natalie Wood – A lover of all animals, Natalie Wood owned a pet guinea pig. She would cuddle with her furry friend and often brought him to the set of her movie Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice in 1969.

Princes William and Harry – Their Mother, Princess Diana, had a guinea pig when she was growing up. The guinea pig’s name was Peanut. Princess Di wanted her boys to enjoy the same pleasure she had with her pet, so she bought one for each of them.

President Teddy Roosevelt – It is well known that President Roosevelt kept multiple animals during his term in the White House. In addition to his chickens, goats, bear, and dogs, he had guinea pigs. Their names were Admiral Dewey, Dr. Johnson, Bishop Doane, Fighting Bob Evans, and Father O’Grady.

Good Naming Ideas

Meatball

Pipsqueak

Young Indiana Jones

Speckles

Four Eyes

Mohawk

G-Force

Dusty

Crumpet

Hair Piece

Nobody

Mooch

Carrot Nibbler

Scooter

Hair Cut

Buddy

Stumpy

Mugsy

Darwin

Twitchy.

Super cute guinea pig names.

Cute Guinea Pig Names

Bashful

Stinky

Tiny

Lettuce Licker

Meadow

Trinket

Saffron

Goldilocks

Crazy

Prancer

Fireworks

Spicey

Rascal

Slim

Mr. Fitzgibbons

Pebbles

Curious

Kit Kat

Baby Face

Messy

Winkles

Little Lulu

Ghost

Sunshine.

Girl Names

Apricot

Tina

Blondie

Mocha

Cher

Sally

Pearl

Cleopatra

Posey

Babe

Marilyn

Silkie

Libby

Tinky

Mini

Cloris

Winnie

Beyonce

Pandora

Venus

Luna

Solidad

Rosanne Rosanadana

Trinket

Rosemary

Sapphire

Brandi

Morticia

Karen

Astoria

Mae West

Hot Stuff

Countess of Cool.

Boy Names for Guinea Pigs

Copper Top

Pudgie

Dennis the Menace

Red

Curly

Whizzer

Chubby

Beaver

Rusty

Chip

Mario

Gomez

Smokey Robinson

King Thing

Mario

Reggie

Monty

Rocky

Bruno

Freddie Mercury

Woody

Chico

Wally

Alfred

Buddy

Mr. Fluffles

Robin Hood

Sonny

Guinness

Colonel Mustard

Buzz.

Pig-Related Monikers

Pig Out

Bacon Bit

Ginny Pig

Hoggy

Pigaro

Miss Piggy

Snort

Pigment

Little Pig Man

Pigsly

Pigzilla

Piglet

Pork Chop

Hambone

Porky Pie

Harry Porker

Pig Pen

Pygmallion

Pigfoot

Mr. Pig

Oinker

Peppa Pig

Piggy Sue

Spammer

Pigsly

Tiggle the Piggle

Pookie Pig

Cypork

Pig Kong

The Pig Bopper

Hot Dog

Pigaroni

Duke of Ham

Pigbert

Chewbacon

Little Sausage.

Fun Facts

Did you know these interesting tidbits about our furry friends?

Where do Guinea Pigs Come From?

Guinea pigs are not pigs. Technically, they are cavies. They belong to a family of rodents that include guinea pigs, wild cavies, and capybara. These animals come from the Andean region of South America. The name guinea pig is a perplexing mystery since they are not pigs, nor do they come from Guinea. The first reference to the rodent was in the 1700s, and it was spelled “ginny pig.”

Guinea Pig = Test Subject

Although no longer in use today, guinea pigs were widely utilized for science experiments beginning in the 1700s. Because of this, the term “guinea pig” became synonymous with someone who was being used as a “test subject.”

They’re not Pigs at All

These lovable pets are rodents. The name may have been derived from the fact that guinea pigs make a squealing sound not dissimilar to pigs.

By Tim Moodie

Tim Moodie has worked developing company, product, and brand names for small and big companies for many years. He seldom makes squealing sounds.

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