Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2014

Fantasy Football Team Names 2014 provides a list for any league owner to peruse and select a winner.

Fantasy Football Team Names 2014

1. Flacco Seagulls — English new wave band meets the Ravens’ Joe Flacco
2. Touchdownalotamus — Annoy other owners by making them use 6 syllables for one word.
3. Every day I’m Russellin’ — Not a lot of good names incorporating Russell Wilson, but here’s one.
4. Luck be a Brady tonight — If you draft Andrew Luck, or Luck and Brady.
5. The Real McCoy — Shady could have another big season.
6. No Punt Intended — A pun intended on “No pun intended” (shades of a coffee table book on coffee tables)
7. Backfields and McCoys — Hey, wasn’t Kevin Costner in that?
8. No Game This Week — Hoping confused FFL owners don’t submit line-ups when they see your team name.
9. Johnny Backup — Ouch!
10. You Kaepernick the Future — Colin might even like this one if we could only get him to take off the Beats for a response.

Cool Fantasy Names

1. Johnny Foosball is an early fan favorite.
2. Final Dez-tination — Dez Bryant must be on your receiver list.
3. Manziel in Distress — Cleveland’s line play may make this become a reality.
4. Lombardi’s Sensei — Sensei = Japanese for instructor or teacher (usually martial arts)
5. Insane Clowney Posse — Great logo possibilities.
6. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
7. Teach me how to Dougie — A Doug Martin tribute.
8. The Brady Bunch
9. Straight Cash Homey — How Randy Moss pays his bills. What? He’s no longer playing. Still a great name.

Creative Squad Monikers

1. Peyton the Town Red — This is pretty much what Peyton did last year in Fantasy Football.
2. Matty Ice and Easy — Matt Ryan = Matty Ice
3. The Calvinists — Megatron followers
4. Revis and Butthead
5. DeMarco Polo — It’s fun to shout out “DeMarco” at your draft party and wait for a response.
6. When in Romo…
7. The Cutler Did It
8. America’s Fantasy Team
9. Cry me a Rivers
10. A Dingo ate my Brady — A Seinfeld tribute to New England’s favorite son
11. Forgetting Brandon Marshall — Seldom does one get the chance to reference the “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” movie, so we had to jump on this.

What Every Fantasy Football Owner Needs

The 3 big must-haves for any owner in a fantasy football league are as follows:

1.) A drafting strategy – When to draft running backs? When to draft your QB? etc., etc. Give strong consideration to that position’s point output in your scoring system and the relative strength of individual players compared to the field, e.g., the top 3 QBs might have the potential to carry your team, but QB #4 might not be distinguishably better than QB #11.

2.) A making-adjustments-through-the-season strategy – How to pick up players to address injuries, weaknesses, and bye weeks. Watch games, watch the waiver wire, and be opportunistic.

3.) A great name for your team. A clever team name becomes a rallying cry. Funny fantasy football team names set the veterans apart from the rookies. Don’t make the first-timer mistake of coming in with a boring team name. If you’re not in the money come season end, you can take some consolation in knowing you had the best team name. We’ve made it easy for you with this list of funny fantasy football team names. Please read, review, and mull them over. Pick the name that fits your team’s personality, players, and point of view.

By Mike O’Halloran

Founder and Editor, Sports Feel Good Stories

Mike O’Halloran founded Sports Feel Good Stories in 2009. He co-authored four trivia books for kids under the Smart Attack line. Mike coached basketball for 15 seasons, taught tennis, and has written four books on basketball coaching. He has been a contributing writer for USA Football, the youth arm of the NFL. Mike is the founder of the Fantasy Football Team Names Hall of Fame.

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