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Funny Softball Quotes

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These funny sayings are great for fastpitch softball girl teams. Players and coaches will get a kick out of them. Consider your favorite sayings for signs or softball clothes. Not only will players love ’em, but parents will also enjoy these great and inspirational sayings about the game and life.

Quotes for The Game of Softball

  • If you’re dating a softball player, raise your hand. If you’re not, raise your standards.
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  • If softball was any easier, they’d call it baseball.
    Jennie Finch
  • If you want to play, practice; if want to win, practice harder.
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  • Playing this game is like falling in love, first you learn the rules of the game, and then you forget the rules and play from your heart.
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  • Softball is better than baseball because you don’t have to watch your team lose for nine innings.
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Funny Softball Sayings

  • The expert in anything was once a beginner.
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  • No grass stains, no glory; No bruises, no story.
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  • Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal; suck it up, princess.
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  • Softball was invented to show boys how it’s done.
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  • I was too cute to be a cheerleader, so I play softball.
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  • Forget the glass slippers, this princess wears cleats.
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  • Look like a beauty, play like a BEAST!
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Here are some fun facts on the game.

Funny Softball Quotes

Yeah, I play like a girl — try to keep up!
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Yesterday’s home runs don’t win today’s games.
 Babe Ruth

When we play ball, we leave it all.
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Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears.
Laird Hamilton

Softball Players: Real women with curves, fastballs, and changeups.
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If I had a boyfriend who told me to choose between him and softball… he’s sure going to miss me.
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I have to save money…oh, look, a new softball bat!
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I came to blow bubbles and whoop the other team, and I’m all out of gum.
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Softball:  It doesn’t get easier, you just get better.
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Technically, it’s not stealing, as I own this field.

Don’t practice till you get it right, practice till you can’t get it wrong.
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Who needs umpires when we have softball moms?
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You earn your trophies at practice, you pick them up at tournaments.
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Be that player their coach warned them about.
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Clever Softball Quotes

When they tell you that you can’t. Turn to them and say, “Watch me!”
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A boy’s worst nightmare? Dodgeball in gym class with girl softball players.
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Be the girl their coach warned them about.
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— Mike O’Halloran

Mike is the founder and editor of Sports Feel Good Stories.

These funny and inspirational softball quotes can be used on wearables like shirts, hats, and warm-ups.

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