These funny softball quotes are great for fast pitch or slow pitch softball girl teams. Players and coaches will get a kick out of them. Consider your favorite sayings for signs or softball clothes. Not only will players love ’em, but parents will also enjoy these great and inspirational sayings about the game and life.
Quotes for The Game of Softball
If you’re dating a softball player, raise your hand. If you’re not, raise your standards.
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If softball was any easier, they’d call it baseball.
Jennie Finch
If you want to play, practice; if you want to win, practice harder.
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Playing this game is like falling in love. First, you learn the game’s rules, and then you forget the rules and play from your heart.
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Softball is better than baseball because you don’t have to watch your team lose for nine innings.
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Funny Softball Sayings
The expert in anything was once a beginner.
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No grass stains, no glory; No bruises, no story.
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Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal; suck it up, princess.
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Softball was invented to show boys how it’s done.
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I was too cute to be a cheerleader, so I play softball.
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Forget the glass slippers. This princess wears cleats.
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Look like a beauty, play like a BEAST!
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Here are some fun facts about the game.
Funny Softball Quotes
Yeah, I play like a girl — try to keep up!
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Yesterday’s home runs don’t win today’s games.
Babe Ruth
When we play ball, we leave it all.
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Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears.
Laird Hamilton
Softball Players: Real women with curves, fastballs, and changeups.
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If I had a boyfriend who told me to choose between him and softball… he’s sure going to miss me.
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I have to save money…oh, look, a new softball bat!
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I came to blow bubbles and whoop the other team, and I’m all out of gum.
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Softball: It doesn’t get easier. You just get better.
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Technically, it’s not stealing, as I own this field.
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Short Softball Quotations
Don’t practice till you get it right. Practice till you can’t get it wrong.
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Who needs umpires when we have softball moms?
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You earn your trophies at practice. You pick them up at tournaments.
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Be that player their coach warned them about.
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Clever Softball Quotes
When they tell you that you can’t, turn to them and say, “Watch me!”
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A boy’s worst nightmare? Dodgeball in gym class with girl softball players.
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Be the girl their coach warned them about.
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I have no idea why it’s called “softball”, that thing hurts!
Jim Stewart
Softball goals are attained not by strength but by perseverance.
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Lighthearted Quotes
Softball girls aren’t afraid of a little dirt.
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Four bases, three strikes, two teams, one winner. It’s not just a game, but a way of life. Softball, this is my destiny.
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What I love about the game is that the game doesn’t know who is supposed to win.
Sue Enquist
Once in a while, I played second base; once in a while, outfield. But those were just pickup games and softball leagues. So when I bought the Yankees, I tried to stay one pace ahead of the players.
George Steinbrener
Playing fast pitch softball against me is as close to death as you’re gonna get.
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We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It’s hilarious.
Josh Holloway
The softball gods giveth and the softball gods taketh away, but that evens out over the season.
Yvette Girouard
Fresh cut grass, dragged dirt, ring of a bat, a diving catch, a blocked ball, sweating, bleeding and sliding into home. Not a bad way to spend a few hours.
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We aren’t going to be perfect with our outcomes/results, in this game of failure we call softball. However, every time you are in a pressure situation it’s a chance to prove that you’re in the ‘perfect’ frame of mind.
Amanda Scarborough
Softball Quotes by Celebrities
Growing up, I played softball and I was a cheerleader.
Carrie Underwood
I was on an all-star team. I traveled with the team. I loved it.
Elizabeth Banks
I played softball for a few years growing up. Both my brothers played baseball.
Maggie Lawson
When all the girls were getting all made up and getting into all that girl stuff in junior high I was out playing softball or touch football with the guys.
Catherine Bell
I grew up on the softball field. Every day I would take my glove and my bat with me.
Yoenis Cespedes
Regardless of how you feel inside, always try to look like a winner. Even if you are behind, a sustained look of control and confidence can give you a mental edge that results in victory.
Arthur Ashe
Motivational Quotes
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
Babe Ruth
I make my weaknesses my strengths and my strengths stronger.
Lisa Fernandez
Dream big and work hard. Play with passion and the sky is the limit. Fastpitch rocks!
Jennie K., Catcher, Arizona
Anything worthy of your passion should be worthy of your preparation.
Sue Enquist
Go hard every play. You don’t want to leave anything behind and regret it years down the road that you didn’t give it all when you could have.
Ashley DeBuhr
When I step into batter’s box, the fans, the noise, the cheers, they all disappear. For that moment, the world is just a battle between me and the pitcher. And more than anything, I want to win.
Mary W
I am now, and will always be me. But when it comes time to step out onto that field, me gets a little more dedicated, a little more serious, and nobody stands in my way.
Caitlin Sumpter, Catcher, Kansas
Inspiring Quotes
There is a way to play this game (softball) physically, but it’s the mental part that’s going to separate gold from silver and silver from bronze.
Lisa Fernandez
To uncover your true potential you must first find your own limits and then you have to have the courage to blow past them.
Amanda Scarborough
We play this game with emotion and love.
Laura Berg
It’s a game of making great pitches at the right time, being opportunistic by getting a run at the right time and playing good defense.
Mike Candrea
I’m not exceptionally fast or overly powerful._ But I have a good work ethic, and I make up for it by using technique and trying to be smarter.
Dot Richardson
The values learned on the playing field – how to set goals, endure, take criticism and risks, become team players, use our beliefs, stay healthy, and deal with stress – prepare us for life.
Donna de Verona
A true champion works hard and never loses sight of her dreams.
Dot Richardson
Insightful Softball Quotes
Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off, the right pitch will come and when it does be prepared to run the bases.
Sara Ann Nielsen
This game (softball) is a game of inches. Sometimes they are going to go our way, and sometimes they aren’t.
Ashley Hansen
This game is about the long run. LIFE is about the long run. Pick successes that can build your confidence over time and stay in the process. There is always light at the end of the tunnel, but you can’t see the light if you fall into the trap of all the failures trying to pull you down
Amanda Scarborough
We’ve just got to be ready to step up with them.
Crystl Bustos
It’s all about defense. It’s that way in pretty much every sport. So if we can pitch and play defense we have a chance at a championship. But you can also win quite a few games by hitting.
Ehren Earleywine
That’s why you see softball pitchers pitching two or three games a day. It’s a natural movement in softball. In baseball it’s not a natural movement.
Jamie Moyer
Never let yesterday’s disappointments overshadow tomorrow’s dreams.
Allison, West Morgan
Teams and Teammates
The team with the best athletes doesn’t usually win._ It’s the team with the athletes who play best together.
Lisa Fernandez
I like to have more of a focused energy and internal energy whereas some people need to be bouncing off the walls to be ready for the game.
Caitlin Lowe
Even when you’ve played the game of your life, it’s the feeling of teamwork that you’ll remember. You’ll forget the plays, the shots, and the scores, but you’ll never forget your teammates.
Deborah Palmore
When you focus on getting the win, it can suffocate you, especially during the playoffs when the pressure gets thick.
Sue Enquist
That’s part of fastpitch softball, being able to move runners and execute the short game. It’s a very quick game.
John Rittman
Every time you go out there, you want to be a little nervous, have a little bit of butterflies in your stomach and get the juices flowing.
Taryne Mowatt, Pitcher, University of Arizona
Softball isn’t a one-woman sport, there are 11 other girls who become your sisters.
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Quotes by Jennie Finch
The true definition of confidence has nothing to do with other people who surround us and statistics on a sheet of paper. The only place that confidence comes is from inside you.
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You can’t always control the circumstances – only how you react to those circumstances; you can always control your attitude and your effort.
Softball has given me so much in life. It’s taught me the kind of person I want to be, and given me a sweet sisterhood. It even led me to my husband.
Try not to get lost in comparing yourself to others. Discover your gifts and let them shine!
Softball is amazing that way as a sport. Everyone on the field has a slightly different ability that makes them perfect for their position.
A macho attitude is totally to my advantage. Guys try to hit it 400 feet out of the park, but in softball you have to use a short, quick swing. Big, huge swings equal big, huge strikeouts.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Sports Feel Good Stories
Extra Innings
These funny and inspirational softball quotes can be used on wearables like shirts, hats, and warm-ups.
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