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These funny sayings are great for girl teams. Softball girls and coaches will get a kick out of them. Not only will players love ’em, but parents will also enjoy these great and inspirational softball sayings about the game and life.
Softball Quotations Funny
If you’re dating a softball player, raise your hand. If you’re not, raise your standards.
Unknown
If softball was any easier, they’d call it baseball.
Jennie Finch
If you want to play, practice; if want to win, practice harder.
Unknown
Softball is like falling in love, first you learn the rules of the game, and then you forget the rules and play from your heart.
Unknown
Softball is better than baseball because you don’t have to watch your team lose for nine innings.
Unknown
When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Woody Allen
The expert in anything was once a beginner.
Unknown
No grass stains, no glory; No bruises, no story.
Unknown
Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal; suck it up princess.
Unknown
Softball was invented to show boys how it’s done.
Unknown
I was too cute to be a cheerleader, so I play softball.
Unknown
Forget the glass slippers, this princess wears cleats.
Unknown
Look like a beauty, play like a BEAST!
Unknown
Here are some softball fun facts.
Funny Softball Quotes and Sayings
Yeah, I play like a girl — try to keep up!
Unknown
Yesterday’s home runs don’t win today’s games.
Babe Ruth
When we play ball, we leave it all.
Unknown
Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears.
Laird Hamilton
Softball Players: Real women with curves, fastballs and changeups.
Unknown
If I had a boyfriend who told me to choose between him and sotball…he’s sure going to miss me.
Unknown
I have to save money…oh, look, a new softball bat!
Unknown
I came to blow bubbles and whoop the other team, and I’m all out of gum.
Unknown
Softball: It doesn’t get easier, you just get better.
Unknown
Technically, it’s not stealing, as I own this field.
Don’t practice till you get it right, practice till you can’t get it wrong.
Unknown
Who needs umpires when we have softball moms?
Unknown
You earn your trophies at practice, you pick them up at tournaments.
Unknown
Be that player their coach warned them about.
Unknown
When they tell you that you can’t. Turn to them and say, “Watch me!”
Unknown
A boy’s worst nightmare? Dodgeball in gym class with girl softball players.
Unknown
Be the girl their coach warned them about.
Unknown
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These sayings can be used on softball stuff like shirts, hats and warm-ups.
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