Fantasy Football Team Names 2014 provides a list for any league owner to peruse and select a winner.
Fantasy Football Team Names 2014
Flacco Seagulls — English new wave band meets the Ravens’ Joe Flacco
Touchdownalotamus — Annoy other owners by making them use 6 syllables for one word.
Every day I’m Russellin’ — Not a lot of good names incorporating Russell Wilson, but here’s one.
Luck be a Brady tonight — If you draft Andrew Luck, or Luck and Brady.
The Real McCoy — Shady could have another big season.
No Punt Intended — A pun intended on “No pun intended” (shades of a coffee table book on coffee tables)
Backfields and McCoys — Hey, wasn’t Kevin Costner in that?
No Game This Week — Hoping confused FFL owners don’t submit line-ups when they see your team name.
Johnny Backup — Ouch!
You Kaepernick the Future — Colin might even like this one if we could only get him to take off the Beats for a response.
Cool Fantasy Names
Johnny Foosball — An early fan favorite.
Final Dez-tination — Dez Bryant must be on your receiver list.
Manziel in Distress — Cleveland’s line play may make this become a reality.
Lombardi’s Sensei — Sensei = Japanese for instructor or teacher (usually martial arts)
Insane Clowney Posse — Great logo possibilities.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Teach me how to Dougie — A Doug Martin tribute.
The Brady Bunch
Straight Cash Homey — How Randy Moss pays his bills. What? He’s no longer playing. Still a great name.
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Peyton the Town Red — Which is pretty much what Peyton did last year in Fantasy Football.
Matty Ice and Easy — Matt Ryan = Matty Ice
The Calvinists — Megatron followers
Revis and Butthead
DeMarco Polo — It’s fun to shout out “DeMarco” at your draft party and wait for a response.
When in Romo…
The Cutler Did It
America’s Fantasy Team
Cry me a Rivers
A Dingo ate my Brady — A Seinfeld tribute to New England’s favorite son
Forgetting Brandon Marshall — Seldom does one get the chance to reference the “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” movie, so we had to jump on this.
What Every Fantasy Football Owner Needs
The 3 big must-haves for any owner in a fantasy football league are as follows:
1.) A drafting strategy – When to draft running backs? When to draft your QB? etc., etc. Give strong consideration to that position’s point output in your scoring system and the relative strength of individual players compared to the field, e.g., the top 3 QBs might have the potential to carry your team, but QB #4 might not be distinguishably better than QB #11.
2.) A making-adjustments-throughout-the-season strategy – How to pick up players to address injuries, weaknesses, and bye weeks. Watch games, watch the waiver wire, and be opportunistic.
3.) A great name for your team. A clever team name becomes a rallying cry. Funny fantasy football team names set the veterans apart from the rookies. Don’t make the first-timer mistake of coming in with a boring team name. If you’re not in the money come season end, you can take some consolation in knowing you had the best team name. We’ve made it easy for you with this list of funny fantasy football team names. Please read, review, and mull them over. Pick the name that fits your team’s personality, players, and point of view.
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