Why a page devoted to cool user name ideas? When registering on a website, most people create a user name that is just their name and maybe a number. It’s not very inventive and perhaps a little lazy.
We’ve assembled a list of user names to help you develop something clever. Something that says, “Hey, I’m special and unique.” Make up a user name that reflects you: a name that is memorable, entertaining, and fun.
You don’t want to use a name that is offensive or hateful but a name that is appropriate for its use.
Ten Best User Names
1.) not_your_favorite_mouse – This name immediately conjures up “that mouse.” But if you read into it a little bit, it’s also kind of mysterious.
2.) the_up_and_comer – It’s simple and direct and tells people you mean business, and you’re on the fast track to the top.
3.) better_with_bacon – Well, everyone knows everything is better with bacon. So, this means that you’re good but even better with bacon.
4.) needs_therapy – Again, this is a user name that can mean many different things. Why do you need therapy, and what kind of therapy do you need? Tricky.
5.) the_big_kahuna – This says it all and tells people that the absolute ruler is in the room. Surfers made this name famous, so “surf’s up.”
6.) make_mine_al dente – Perfect for a cook. This user name may make some people hungry, but more than likely, they’ll know you’re spot on.
7.) conan_the_employer – Okay, it’s funny and strong, and what if you are an employer? Even better. This would also be a great video game user name.
8.) i_am_with_cupid – A play, on the whole, I’m With Stupid T-shirts. This one is cute and could be used on a dating site.
9.) still_uploading – This makes people think, hey, wait a minute, what is your user name? If it is still uploading, what could it be?
10.) i_shot_the_sheriff – A formidable name and excellent reggae reference. Bob Marley fans will like this username.
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These cool user names provide lots of options for a winning selection.
11.) zero_tolerance – And I mean zero.
12.) tank_terrors – Sort of like night sweats.
13.) gang_stirs – Intended to stir up trouble.
14.) watch_your_backs
15.) mercy_is_for_wimps
16.) major_problems – Probably a relative of Major Mistake.
17.) fast_as_lightning
18.) revenge_of_satan
19.) uber_undertakers – A little double entendre here.
20.) just_for_laughs – Who doesn’t like a good laugh?
21.) bubba_bangers
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22.) band_of_busters – Not Band of Brothers, but just as committed to fighting.
23.) pure_evil – 100% pure and nasty.
24.) licensed_to_thrill
25.) silent_and_deadly – No, we aren’t talking about the bodily function.
26.) furious_and_fast
27.) the_wrong_crowd – The right crowd gone wrong.
28.) sons_of_infamy
29.) bombay_zombies
30.) bad_to_the_bone – That’s right, that’s what I’m talking about.
31.) karma_cake
32.) pretty_paradox – This user name would be licensed to an enigma.
33.) slice_and_dice
34.) i_am_the_terrible – Forget Ivan; I’m the one you have to worry about.
35.) a_lot_frightening – Because they were Kung Fu fighting.
36.) havoc_from_hell
37.) bus_throwers – Not just under, but over the bus too.
38.) just_plain_mad
39.) cobra_king – I’m not sure, but this may have been a G.I. Joe name.
40.) running_with_the_bulls
41.) natural_born_player – Yep, born to fight and run.
42.) rebel_resistance
43.) crazed_and_confused – Not quite dizzy, but close.
44.) tough_times – Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em…tough times?
45.) slippery_when_wet
46.) crazy_cowboy – This guy once knocked out a horse.
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47.) all_show_no_dough – Kind of the story of my life.
48.) best_user_name_ever
49.) tiny_pink_elephants
50.) whistle_blower – A very timely user name would work well in Washington, D.C.
51.) zombie_vegetable – I don’t know, like a deranged carrot.
52.) hey_knucklehead
53.) simply_overwhelmed – This happens on an almost daily basis.
54.) smooth_and_silky
55.) lost_send_help – All of us know the emptiness of this feeling.
56.) slight_hypochondriac
57.) don’t_look_now – Wait a minute, you looked!
58.) william_the_conjurer — With apologies to William the Conqueror.
59.) tweetaholic
60.) addicted_to_instagram – Aren’t we all? I have to check my account now.
61.) my_other_name_is_a_cadilac
62.) moonlight_makes_me_mad – A play on the whole werewolf thing.
63.) tax_collector
64.) bozo_the_frown – I don’t know why, but this user name makes me smile.
65.) all_up_in_here
66.) already_down_the_drain – It’s too late for me; save yourself.
67.) missed_the_boat
68.) pocus_hoaxus – You might have to think about this one for a while.
69.) totally_neurotic – What was that? What was that?
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70.) dragon_trainer – It takes real guts to ask a dragon to do anything.
71.) half_baked
72.) this_is_a_test – In an emergency, you will be asked to get a new user name.
73.) go_away
74.) been_there
75.) unfinished_business – The name says it all.
76.) master_blaster – I know, hard to believe I’m a master of anything.
77.) better_than_everyone
78.) tin_foil_fail – We’ve all seen that guy on the street in the tin foil hat.
79.) laugh_it_up – We all deserve a good laugh.
80.) for_the_birds
81.) nora_the_emplorer – Her cousin is cora_the_controller.
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82.) not_my_user_name – In case you want to remain anonymous.
83.) my_secret_name_is – Can you keep a secret? My secret name is secret.
84.) i_am_hulk
85.) smoking_gun – It all leads back to this.
86.) pixel_popper
87.) not_the_godfather – But close.
88.) grammar_guardian – Obsessed with correct punctuation.
89.) rambo_is_my_cousin
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90.) please_say_yes
91.) i_am_not_creepy – Sure, and Nixon’s not a crook.
92.) secretly_a_model
93.) simply_awesome – Enough said, a terrific user name.
94.) not_that_handsome
95.) come_on_google_me – I dare you; you never know what you’ll find out.
96.) not_your_average_bear – Does anyone remember Yogi?
97.) new_status
98.) in_reality_stunning – This could be real or a real letdown.
99.) fake_name
100.) running_for_president – Wait, aren’t we all running?
101.) just_completely_confused
102.) on_the_rocks – Or, as James Bond would say, “shaken, not stirred.”
103.) like_my_lipstick
104.) i_am_behind_you – No, that’s not creepy at all.
105.) my_eyes_are_on_you
106.) cuddle_bug – Aww, that is cute.
107.) i_am_ur_budha
108.) trapped_in_a_hug
109.) allergic_to_mirrors – This could be a problem.
110.) finish_my_sentence
111.) snake_charmer – I can think of better things to charm.
112.) puppy_pleaser
113.) heir_to_the_throne – Oh yeah, I played the game.
114.) too_sexy_for_my_shirt
115.) my_genie_wish – If you could have just one wish, what would it be?
116.) cowgirl_courage
117.) easy_to_hug – Definitely excellent quality.
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Awesome User Names
118.) just_relaxing
119.) sir_laugh_a_lot – This is Sir Mix A Lot’s funny cousin.
120.) heavy_metal_master
121.) federal_impress – This could be an oxymoron.
122.) my_evil_twin – I’ve been trying to avoid them my whole life.
123.) not_a_therapist
124.) smelly_bells – Not quite sure what this user name means.
125.) one_stop_shop
User Name Selection Ideas
Often, your user name is the first impression of you on a website. If you discover that the user name you want is already taken, you can make a minor fix by adding an adjective like love_my_music; you could change it to love_my_jazzy_music.
Or adding a number buh_buh_bye changes to buh_buh_bye_666. Keep it professional if you suspect your employer might see your name.
Use your user name wisely, which will be good for you. Think carefully about your user name and pick one that fits you. Have fun using it and enjoy the reactions that it elicits. For instance, if you want to hide behind your user name, so people don’t know it’s you, pick a name that’s the opposite.
A name that no one would believe was you. But be careful, don’t use the name to be mean or hurtful. It’s always best to pick a user name that brings a smile or laugh. You can’t go wrong with that.
By Tim Moodie
Tim Moodie has worked on and created toy and game names like Rap Master Microphone, Street Beats Jam Van, Dueling Dice, Firebrand, Bad Eggz Bunch, Trivia Bingo, and The Act Like A Dog Game. He is responsible for naming characters like Wes Champion, Anne Fisher-King, Dr. Jennings Hyde, and Jean Splicer for a children’s cartoon program called Firebrand.
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