Why a page devoted to cool user name ideas? When registering on a website, most people create a user name that is just their name and maybe a number. It’s not very inventive and perhaps a little lazy.
We’ve assembled a list of user names to help you develop something clever. Something that says, “Hey, I’m special and unique.” Make up a user name that reflects you: a name that is memorable, entertaining, and fun.
You don’t want to use a name that is offensive or hateful but a name that is appropriate for its use.
Ten Best User Names
1.) not_your_favorite_mouse – This name immediately conjures up “that mouse.” But if you read into it a little bit, it’s also kind of mysterious.
2.) the_up_and_comer – It’s simple and direct and tells people you mean business, and you’re on the fast track to the top.
3.) better_with_bacon – Well, everyone knows everything is better with bacon. So, this means that you’re good but even better with bacon.
4.) needs_therapy – Again, this is a user name that can mean many different things. Why do you need therapy, and what kind of therapy do you need? Tricky.
5.) the_big_kahuna – This says it all and tells people that the absolute ruler is in the room. Surfers made this name famous, so “surf’s up.”
6.) make_mine_al dente – Perfect for a cook. This user name may make some people hungry, but more than likely, they’ll know you’re spot on.
7.) conan_the_employer – Okay, it’s funny and strong, and what if you are an employer? Even better. This would also be a great video game user name.
8.) i_am_with_cupid – A play, on the whole, I’m With Stupid T-shirts. This one is cute and could be used on a dating site.
9.) still_uploading – This makes people think, hey, wait a minute, what is your user name? If it is still uploading, what could it be?
10.) i_shot_the_sheriff – A formidable name and excellent reggae reference. Bob Marley fans will like this username.
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These cool user names provide lots of options for a winning selection.
11.) zero_tolerance – And I mean zero.
12.) tank_terrors – Sort of like night sweats.
13.) gang_stirs – Intended to stir up trouble.
16.) major_problems – Probably a relative of Major Mistake.
19.) uber_undertakers – A little double entendre here.
20.) just_for_laughs – Who doesn’t like a good laugh?
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22.) band_of_busters – Not Band of Brothers, but just as committed to fighting.
23.) pure_evil – 100% pure and nasty.
25.) silent_and_deadly – No, we aren’t talking about the bodily function.
27.) the_wrong_crowd – The right crowd gone wrong.
30.) bad_to_the_bone – That’s right, that’s what I’m talking about.
32.) pretty_paradox – This user name would be licensed to an enigma.
34.) i_am_the_terrible – Forget Ivan; I’m the one you have to worry about.
35.) a_lot_frightening – Because they were Kung Fu fighting.
37.) bus_throwers – Not just under, but over the bus too.
39.) cobra_king – I’m not sure, but this may have been a G.I. Joe name.
41.) natural_born_player – Yep, born to fight and run.
43.) crazed_and_confused – Not quite dizzy, but close.
44.) tough_times – Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em…tough times?
46.) crazy_cowboy – This guy once knocked out a horse.
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47.) all_show_no_dough – Kind of the story of my life.
50.) whistle_blower – A very timely user name would work well in Washington, D.C.
51.) zombie_vegetable – I don’t know, like a deranged carrot.
53.) simply_overwhelmed – This happens on an almost daily basis.
55.) lost_send_help – All of us know the emptiness of this feeling.
57.) don’t_look_now – Wait a minute, you looked!
58.) william_the_conjurer — With apologies to William the Conqueror.
60.) addicted_to_instagram – Aren’t we all? I have to check my account now.
62.) moonlight_makes_me_mad – A play on the whole werewolf thing.
64.) bozo_the_frown – I don’t know why, but this user name makes me smile.
66.) already_down_the_drain – It’s too late for me; save yourself.
68.) pocus_hoaxus – You might have to think about this one for a while.
69.) totally_neurotic – What was that? What was that?
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70.) dragon_trainer – It takes real guts to ask a dragon to do anything.
72.) this_is_a_test – In an emergency, you will be asked to get a new user name.
75.) unfinished_business – The name says it all.
76.) master_blaster – I know, hard to believe I’m a master of anything.
78.) tin_foil_fail – We’ve all seen that guy on the street in the tin foil hat.
79.) laugh_it_up – We all deserve a good laugh.
81.) nora_the_emplorer – Her cousin is cora_the_controller.
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82.) not_my_user_name – In case you want to remain anonymous.
83.) my_secret_name_is – Can you keep a secret? My secret name is secret.
85.) smoking_gun – It all leads back to this.
87.) not_the_godfather – But close.
88.) grammar_guardian – Obsessed with correct punctuation.
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91.) i_am_not_creepy – Sure, and Nixon’s not a crook.
93.) simply_awesome – Enough said, a terrific user name.
95.) come_on_google_me – I dare you; you never know what you’ll find out.
96.) not_your_average_bear – Does anyone remember Yogi?
98.) in_reality_stunning – This could be real or a real letdown.
100.) running_for_president – Wait, aren’t we all running?
102.) on_the_rocks – Or, as James Bond would say, “shaken, not stirred.”
104.) i_am_behind_you – No, that’s not creepy at all.
106.) cuddle_bug – Aww, that is cute.
109.) allergic_to_mirrors – This could be a problem.
111.) snake_charmer – I can think of better things to charm.
113.) heir_to_the_throne – Oh yeah, I played the game.
115.) my_genie_wish – If you could have just one wish, what would it be?
117.) easy_to_hug – Definitely excellent quality.
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Awesome User Names
119.) sir_laugh_a_lot – This is Sir Mix A Lot’s funny cousin.
121.) federal_impress – This could be an oxymoron.
122.) my_evil_twin – I’ve been trying to avoid them my whole life.
124.) smelly_bells – Not quite sure what this user name means.
User Name Selection Ideas
Often, your user name is the first impression of you on a website. If you discover that the user name you want is already taken, you can make a minor fix by adding an adjective like love_my_music; you could change it to love_my_jazzy_music.
Or adding a number buh_buh_bye changes to buh_buh_bye_666. Keep it professional if you suspect your employer might see your name.
Use your user name wisely, which will be good for you. Think carefully about your user name and pick one that fits you. Have fun using it and enjoy the reactions that it elicits. For instance, if you want to hide behind your user name, so people don’t know it’s you, pick a name that’s the opposite.
A name that no one would believe was you. But be careful, don’t use the name to be mean or hurtful. It’s always best to pick a user name that brings a smile or laugh. You can’t go wrong with that.
By Tim Moodie
Tim Moodie has worked on and created toy and game names like Rap Master Microphone, Street Beats Jam Van, Dueling Dice, Firebrand, Bad Eggz Bunch, Trivia Bingo, and The Act Like A Dog Game. He is responsible for naming characters like Wes Champion, Anne Fisher-King, Dr. Jennings Hyde, and Jean Splicer for a children’s cartoon program called Firebrand.
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