Bowling Quotes and Sayings to Bowl You Over

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Bowling is a game meant for everyone. Whether you are looking to spend some time by yourself after a stressful day or as part of a group, it is an inexpensive and entertaining way to spend your time. You can go bowling with friends or family and play it in different ways. One of the reasons it’s so popular is that it’s so simple. Anyone can start playing it without having to learn many rules.

Bowling alleys are open all year round and give you the opportunity to expand your social circle. You can come across new people and have great fun. The game is so simple yet sophisticated that bowling is often referred to as an art. Here are some famous bowling quotes and sayings that tell you why it is so popular.

Quotes About Bowling

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin Mull

Baseball is the only sport there is — next to bowling that is.
Luella Lorraine Lavell

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It’s F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.
Chris Hardwick

I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
Don Johnson

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Bowling Sayings

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!
John Calipari

Spare no one!
Marianne Dirupo

Every bowling center should have a house pro.
Don Johnson

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
Don Carter

I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what’s so funny? I have days when I’m absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don’t understand it.
Lil’ Kim

Oh, come on, I love bowling! It’s the perfect workout. Six seconds of exercise, drink beer half an hour.

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.
Stephen King

There’s kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even throw your arm back. It’s kind of a mind-set. You want to be in this perfect mind-set before you released the ball.
Jeff Bridges

The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club.
Sanford Hansell

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.
Dave Barry

Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.
Warren Miller

You don’t have to be in shape to bowl. It’s the only sport where there’s a way to signal for a cocktail waitress.
Robin Roberts

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.
Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Funny Bowling Quotes

Why should I give up bowling? It’s my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep my weight down.
Hobson, Arthur

Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.
Andrew Vachss

I usually love to go bowling when I’m in Vegas. There’s something about Vegas and bowling, do you know what I mean? You know what I mean. Bowling is just the thing to do.
Rutina Wesley

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.
Demetri Martin

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one’s too heavy. This one’s good but its pink!
Jim Gaffigan

My favorite nights out are the most random ones – when they start at a bowling alley and end up someplace you don’t even know where. Those are my favorite.
Sara Sampaio

Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
Grandpa Munster

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.
Uncle Kracker

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
Homer Simpson

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.
Kathleen Madigan

Here, potions for the fine arts, such as painting, sculpture, music and bowling.
Dexter Morgan (Dexter TV Show)

Error increases with distance. It’s true with bowling, and it’s true with families.
Steve Farrar

Some people throw a bit of their personality after their bad arguments, as if that might straighten their paths and turn them into right and good arguments-just as a man in a bowling alley, after he has let go of the ball, still tries to direct it with gestures.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Bowling Quotes and Sayings

Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
John Goodman

Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldn’t it be hysterical if we went bowling?
Jim Gaffigan

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don’t give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
Lee Trevino

What’s society going to be like when the kids today are phenomenally good at text messaging and spend a huge amount of on-screen time, but have never gone bowling together?
Clifford Stoll

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
Demetri Martin

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes… and no friends.
Jim Gaffigan

I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.
Jay Park

In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
Dave Barry

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.
Demetri Martin

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.
Phyllis Diller


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