227 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2015

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2015 gives you tons of options for what to call your fantasy football team.

Do you take the literary route with “Game of Throws”? Or, pay your respect to a famous retail store with “Victorious Secret”? Have a favorite QB? You could go with “Brady’s Bunch” or “Armed Rodgery”? Or, maybe you’re a running back focused team and choose “Backfield and McCoys” or “Fourth and Lynches.”

The choices are many. We’ve compiled 227 of our favorite Fantasy Football team names for your consideration.

227 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2015

1. A Dingo ate my Brady — A Seinfeld tribute to New England’s favorite son.
2. A Rivers Run Suh It — Get the San Diego QB with Detroit’s Defense for naming gold.
3. Aaron it Out — Rodger that.
4. ABC, Easy as RG3 — Add “with a new knee” for bonus points.
5. America’s Fantasy Team — Take the high road.
6. Armed Rodgery
7. As Luck would have it
8. Backfields and McCoys
9. Belicheck yourself before you wreck yourself
10. Belichick’s Hoodie
11. Bell Ringers
12. Blood, Guts and Gore
13. Blount Rushmore
14. Bottom of the Depth Chart
15. Brady Antebellum
16. Brady Gaga
17. Brady’s Bunch
18. Breesus Saves
19. Bridge over Troubled Waters
20. Built Bradford Tough
21. Bye Week (catch someone off guard)
22. Call me Shady
23. Cam ‘n Gravy
24. Cam I Am
25. Catch it like Beckham
26. Charles in Charge — Jamaal!
27. Charles Schaub
28. Club Foot
29. Colin Keep or Pick
30. Corn Cobb Pipe
31. Corn on the Cobb
32. Corn on the Schaub
33. Cruz Control
34. Cry me a Rivers
35. Da Bears
36. De More DeMaryius
37. DeMarco Polo
38. Demaryius Targaryen
39. Dez Dispenser
40. Dez for Prez
41. Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins!
42. Eat, drink and DeMaryius
43. Eli is calling
44. Every Kiss Begins with Clay
45. Everyday I’m Russellin’ — Not a lot of good names incorporating Russell Wilson, but here’s one.
46. Fargo Woodchippers — Ya, you betcha.
47. Final Dez-tination — Dez Bryant could have a big year.
48. Flacco Seagulls — English new wave band meets the Ravens’ Joe Flacco
49. Flaccoroni and Cheese
50. Football Cheesus — Go Pack Go!

 

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1. Forgetting Brandon Marshall — Still a favorite
2. Gotta Catch Jamaal
3. Graham Crackers — With apologies to Nabisco
4. Harder Better Foster Stronger
5. Here’s Johnny
6. Here’s my #, call me Brady
7. Houston: we have a touchdown!
8. I Pitta the fool
9. I Should’ve Been a Cowboy
10. Insane Clowney Posse
11. Inspector Gordon
12. Forte Shades of Grey
13. Forte-yard Dash — Matt Forte, Drew Brees and Tom Brady may have the most versatile surnames for branding a team.
14. Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer
15. Fourth and Lynch’s
16. Frosted Flaccos
17. Frozen Tundra
18. Game of End Zones — Mandatory “Game of Thrones” reference
19. Geno 911!
20. Gordon Lightfoot — Rookie of the Year tribute.
21. Gordon’s Gekkos
22. InstaGraham
23. Momma, don’t let you babies grow up to be Cowboys
24. It aint easy bein’ Breesy
25. It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
26. Johnny Backup
27. Johnny Foosball — An early fan favorite.
28. Jordy is the new Jirdy
29. Julio think you’re fooling?
30. Jumping for Jordy
31. Just Here So I Won’t Get Fined — Anti-establishment guys get good endorsement deals.
32. Just say Ben
33. Kevin White Walker
34. King Charles
35. King of the North
36. Kings of the Cassel — You might need a Bridgewater name as a backup.
37. Ladies and Edelman
38. Lambeau Leapers
39. Lamblows
40. Last Manning Standing
41. Le’Veon likes his Money — With apologies to Elton John
42. Le’Veon on a prayer
43. Lombardi’s Sensei — Sensei = Japanese for instructor or teacher (usually martial arts)
44. Lotsa Luck
45. Luck be a Brady tonight — If you draft Andrew Luck, or Luck and Brady.
46. Luck Dynasty
47. Lynch Mob
48. Make it Wayne
49. Manning of Steel
50. Manziel in Distress
51. Manziel on Fire
52. Mariota’s and Does eat Oats (and little lambs eat ivy)
53. Marshall Law
54. Martin Scores-Easy
55. Mason Crosby, Nash, Stills and Young — ok, it’s a reach.
56. Matt Ryan’s Express
57. Matty Ice and Easy — Matt Ryan = Matty Ice
58. Matty, Ice, Ice Baby
59. May God have Percy on your goal
60. Me and Julio down by the school yard — With apologies to Paul Simon
61. Mel Kiper’s Best Available
62. Mile High Manning
63. Mile High Messiahs
64. Monte Wrecking Ball — Team anthem built in to this name
65. Mother of Dragons — Game of Thrones names play well in Fantasy Football
66. Motown Megatrons
67. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
68. My Fair Brady
69. My Favorite Marshawn
70. My Ships don’t lie
71. Mystic Rivers
72. Natural Born Thrillers
73. No Game This Week — Hoping confused FFL owners don’t submit line-up when they see your name.
74. No harm; No Foles
75. No Punt Intended — A pun intended on “No pun intended”

The Best Fantasy Football Team Names

1. Nobody puts Brady in a Corner
2. Not my Forte
3. Odell it on the Mountain
4. Odell No!
5. Points r Us
6. Power is Measured in JJ Watts
7. Purple People Beaters
8. Red Hot Julius Peppers
9. Revis and Butthead
10. RG3PO
11. RGIII With A Healthy Knee
12. Roddy or not, here I come
13. Rodgers That!
14. Roger Rodgers
15. Romo Holiday
16. Odell’s Bells
17. Odell’s Kitchen
18. Ol’ Man Rivers
19. Omaha Manning — Peyton’s favorite audible, “Omaha, Omaha”
20. One Fine Clay
21. Orton hears a Who
22. Out of Luck
23. Packer Backers
24. Password is Taco — The League
25. Pete Carol’s Bubble Gum
26. Peyton the Town Red
27. Peyton’s Place
28. Pick 6-ers
29. Romo wasn’t built in a day
30. Romophobics
31. Russell Sprouts
32. Ryan’s Hope
33. Sacks in the City
34. Saving Private Ryan
35. Scared Hitless
36. Sherman Incompletion Act
37. Shooting the Brees
38. Shopping at Lacy’s
39. Singin’ in the Dwayne
40. Slob on my Cobb
41. So let it be Witten…
42. Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
43. Spiller High Life
44. Sproles Royce
45. Stafford Cardinals — A play on Detroit’s QB and the college in California
46. Stafford Infection
47. Storm my Cassell
48. Straight Cash Homey — How Randy Moss pays his bills.
49. Suh’s your daddy now?
50. Taking you to the Woodhead
51. Teach me how to Dougie — Doug Martin, where are thou?
52. Teach me how to Raji
53. Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
54. That’s my Forte
55. The 12^th Man Replacements
56. The Abusement Park
57. The Big Gronkowski
58. The Blair Walsh Project
59. The Boldin The Beautiful
60. The Brady Bunch
61. The Bridgewater Connection
62. The Calvinists — Megatron followers
63. The Cutler Did It — Any Clue fans out there?
64. The Deflatriots
65. The Direwolves
66. The Dwayne Bowe Connection
67. The Foles Position
68. The Goodell Boy’s Club
69. The Goodell, the Bad and the Ugly
70. The Immaculate Collection — Pittsburgh fans love this one!
71. The Luckness Monster
72. The Never-ending Torrey (Torrey Smith)
73. The Playbook of Eli
74. The Real McCoy
75. The Touchdown Factory

But, we haven’t stopped there.

Maybe you’re looking for some great football slogans, you know, like they do on Friday Night Lights with “Clear eyes, full hearts…can’t lose.” Use the link above and check out all the inspirational football slogans. Any team owner can come in with a fun name. But, it takes the well-prepared owner to come in with the name and team slogan. Have fun, inspire your team and show up the other coaches/team owners in your league.

Here’s a short list of some of our favorites, but check out the complete collection of football slogans:

1. Rudy was offsides!
2. We searched Google and couldn’t find competition.
3. Victory requires payment in advance.
4. Actions speak louder than coaches.
5. It’s not every Sunday, it’s every day.
6. One team, One dream.
7. Win the Last Game!
8. We believe that we will win!
9. Under construction: Champions building.
10. First downs to touchdowns, it’s how we roll.

And, while you’re at it, don’t forget to include some of your favorite, funny and inspirational football quotes. We’ve got ’em from coaches, players, announcers and more.

 

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