Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2015 gives you tons of options for what to call your fantasy football team.
Do you take the literary route with “Game of Throws”? Or, pay your respect to a famous retail store with “Victorious Secret”? Have a favorite QB? You could go with “Brady’s Bunch” or “Armed Rodgery”? Or, maybe you’re a running back the focused team and choose “Backfield and McCoys” or “Fourth and Lynches.”
The choices are many. We’ve compiled 227 of our favorite Fantasy Football team names for your consideration.
Best Fantasy Football Team Names for 2015
- A Dingo ate my Brady — A Seinfeld tribute to New England’s favorite son.
- A Rivers Run Suh It — Get the San Diego QB with Detroit’s Defense for naming gold.
- Aaron it Out — Rodger that.
- ABC, Easy as RG3 — Add “with a new knee” for bonus points.
- America’s Fantasy Team — Take the high road.
- Armed Rodgery
- As Luck would have it
- Backfields and McCoys
- Belicheck yourself before you wreck yourself
- Belichick’s Hoodie
- Bell Ringers
- Blood, Guts and Gore
- Blount Rushmore
- Bottom of the Depth Chart
- Brady Antebellum
- Brady Gaga
- Brady’s Bunch
- Breesus Saves
- Bridge over Troubled Waters
- Built Bradford Tough
- Bye Week (catch someone off guard)
- Call me Shady
- Cam ‘n Gravy
- Cam I Am
- Catch it like Beckham
Good Naming Ideas
Charles in Charge — Jamaal!
Charles Schaub
Club Foot
Colin Keep or Pick
Corn Cobb Pipe
Corn on the Cobb
One more: Corn on the Schaub
Cruz Control
Cry me a Rivers
Da Bears
De More DeMaryius
DeMarco Polo
Demaryius Targaryen
Dez Dispenser
Dez for Prez
Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins!
Eat, drink and DeMaryius
Eli is calling
Every Kiss Begins with Clay
Everyday I’m Russellin’ — Not a lot of good names incorporating Russell Wilson, but here’s one.
Fargo Woodchippers — Ya, you betcha.
Final Dez-tination — Dez Bryant could have a big year.
Flacco Seagulls — English new wave band meets the Ravens’ Joe Flacco
Flaccoroni and Cheese
Football Cheesus — Go Pack Go!
Powerful Fantasy Football Names
Forgetting Brandon Marshall — Still a favorite
Gotta Catch Jamaal
Graham Crackers — With apologies to Nabisco
Harder Better Foster Stronger
Here’s Johnny
Here’s my #, call me Brady
Houston: we have a touchdown!
I Pitta the fool
I Should’ve Been a Cowboy
Insane Clowney Posse
Inspector Gordon
Forte Shades of Grey
Forte-yard Dash — Matt Forte, Drew Brees and Tom Brady may have the most versatile surnames for branding a team.
Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer
Fourth and Lynch’s
Frosted Flaccos
Frozen Tundra
Game of End Zones — Mandatory “Game of Thrones” reference
Geno 911!
Gordon Lightfoot — Rookie of the Year tribute.
Gordon’s Gekkos
InstaGraham
Momma, don’t let you babies grow up to be Cowboys
It aint easy bein’ Breesy
It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
Johnny Backup
Johnny Foosball — An early fan favorite.
Fantasy Football Team Names Funny
Jordy is the new Jirdy
Julio think you’re fooling?
Jumping for Jordy
Just Here So I Won’t Get Fined — Anti-establishment guys get good endorsement deals.
Just say Ben
Kevin White Walker
King Charles
King of the North
Kings of the Cassel — You might need a Bridgewater name as a backup.
Ladies and Edelman
Lambeau Leapers
Lamblows
Last Manning Standing
Le’Veon likes his Money — With apologies to Elton John
Le’Veon on a prayer
Lombardi’s Sensei — Sensei = Japanese for instructor or teacher (usually martial arts)
Lotsa Luck
Luck be a Brady tonight — If you draft Andrew Luck, or Luck and Brady.
Luck Dynasty
Lynch Mob
Make it Wayne
Manning of Steel
Manziel in Distress
Favorites
- Manziel on Fire
- Mariota’s and Does eat Oats (and little lambs eat ivy)
- Marshall Law
- Martin Scores-Easy
- Mason Crosby, Nash, Stills, and Young — ok, it’s a reach.
- Matt Ryan’s Express
- Matty Ice and Easy — Matt Ryan = Matty Ice
- Matty, Ice, Ice Baby
- May God have Percy on your goal
- Me and Julio down by the schoolyard — With apologies to Paul Simon
- Mel Kiper’s Best Available
- Mile High Manning
- Mile High Messiahs
- Monte Wrecking Ball — Team anthem built into this name
- Mother of Dragons — Game of Thrones names play well in Fantasy Football
- Motown Megatrons
- Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
- Fair Brady
- My Favorite Marshawn
- My Ships don’t lie
- Mystic Rivers
- Natural Born Thrillers
- The baffler: No Game This Week — Hoping confused FFL owners don’t submit line-up when they see your name.
- No harm; No Foles
- And, a favorite: No Punt Intended — A pun intended on “No pun intended”
Best Fantasy Football Team Names
- Nobody puts Brady in a Corner
- Not my Forte
- Odell it on the Mountain
- Odell No!
- Points r Us
- Power is Measured in JJ Watts
- Purple People Beaters
- Red Hot Julius Peppers
- Revis and Butthead
- RG3PO
- RGIII With A Healthy Knee
- Roddy or not, here I come
- Rodgers That!
- Roger Rodgers
- Romo Holiday
- Odell’s Bells
- Odell’s Kitchen
- Ol’ Man Rivers
- Omaha Manning — Peyton’s favorite audible, “Omaha, Omaha”
- One Fine Clay
- Orton hears a Who
- Out of Luck
- Packer Backers
- Password is Taco — The League
- Pete Carol’s Bubble Gum
Hilarious Options
- Peyton the Town Red
- Peyton’s Place
- Pick 6-ers
- Romo wasn’t built in a day
- Romophobics
- Russell Sprouts
- Ryan’s Hope
- Sacks in the City
- Saving Private Ryan
- Scared Hitless
- Sherman Incompletion Act
- Shooting the Brees
- Shopping at Lacy’s
- Singin’ in the Dwayne
- Slob on my Cobb
- So let it be Witten…
- Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
- Spiller High Life
- Sproles Royce
- Stafford Cardinals — A play on Detroit’s QB and the college in California
- Stafford Infection
- Storm my Cassell
- Straight Cash Homey — How Randy Moss pays his bills.
- Suh’s your daddy now?
- Taking you to the Woodhead
Classics
- Teach me how to Dougie — Doug Martin, where are thou?
- Teach me how to Raji
- Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
- That’s my Forte
- The 12th Man Replacements
- The Abusement Park
- The Big Gronkowski
- The Blair Walsh Project
- The Boldin The Beautiful
- The Brady Bunch
- The Bridgewater Connection
- The Calvinists — Megatron followers
- The Cutler Did It — Any Clue fans out there?
- The Deflatriots
- The Direwolves
- The Dwayne Bowe Connection
- The Foles Position
- The Goodell Boy’s Club
- The Goodell, the Bad and the Ugly
- The Immaculate Collection — Pittsburgh fans love this one!
- The Luckness Monster
- The Never-ending Torrey (Torrey Smith)
- The Playbook of Eli
- The Real McCoy
- The Touchdown Factory
But, we haven’t stopped there.
Maybe you’re looking for some great football slogans, you know, like they do on Friday Night Lights with “Clear eyes, full hearts…can’t lose.” Use the link above and check out all the inspirational football slogans. Any team owner can come in with a fun name. But, it takes the well-prepared owner to come in with the name and team slogan. Have fun, inspire your team and show up the other coaches/team owners in your league.
Creative and Clever Monikers
Here’s a shortlist of some of our favorites, but check out the complete collection of football slogans:
- Rudy was offsides!
- We searched Google and couldn’t find competition.
- Victory requires payment in advance.
- Actions speak louder than coaches.
- It’s not every Sunday, it’s every day.
- One team, One dream.
- Win the Last Game!
- We believe that we will win!
- Under construction: Champions building.
- First downs to touchdowns, it’s how we roll.
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— Red Zone Rick
Rick is a football writer living in St. Paul, Minnesota.
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