Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2015 gives you tons of options for calling your fantasy football team.
Do you take the literary route with “Game of Throws”? Or, pay your respect to a famous retail store with “Victorious Secret”? Have a favorite QB? You could go with “Brady’s Bunch” or “Armed Rodgery”? Or, maybe you’re a running back on the focused team and choose “Backfield and McCoys” or “Fourth and Lynches.”
The choices are many. We’ve compiled 227 of our favorite Fantasy Football team names for your consideration.
Best Fantasy Football Team Names for 2015
- A Dingo ate my Brady — A Seinfeld tribute to New England’s favorite son.
- A Rivers Run Suh It — Get the San Diego QB with Detroit’s Defense for naming gold.
- Aaron it Out — Rodger that.
- ABC, Easy as RG3 — Add “with a new knee” for bonus points.
- America’s Fantasy Team — Take the high road.
- Armed Rodgery
- As Luck would have it
- Backfields and McCoys
- Belichick yourself before you wreck yourself
- Belichick’s Hoodie
- Bell Ringers
- Blood, Guts, and Gore
- Blount Rushmore
- Bottom of the Depth Chart
- Brady Antebellum
- Brady Gaga
- Brady’s Bunch
- Breesus Saves
- Bridge over Troubled Waters
- Built Bradford Tough
- Bye Week (catch someone off guard)
- Call me Shady
- Cam ‘n Gravy
- Cam I Am
- Catch it like Beckham
Good Naming Ideas
Charles in Charge — Jamaal!
Colin Keep or Pick
Corn Cobb Pipe
Corn on the Cobb
One more: Corn on the Schaub
Cry me a Rivers
De More Demaryius
Dez for Prez
Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins!
Eat, drink, and Demaryius
Eli is calling
Every Kiss Begins with Clay
Every day I’m Russellin’ — Not many good names incorporating Russell Wilson, but here’s one.
Fargo Woodchippers — Ya, you betcha.
Final Dez-tination — Dez Bryant could have a big year.
Flacco Seagulls — English new wave band meets the Ravens’ Joe Flacco
Flaccoroni and Cheese
Football Cheesus — Go Pack Go!
Powerful Fantasy Football Names
Forgetting Brandon Marshall — Still a favorite
Gotta Catch Jamaal
Graham Crackers — With apologies to Nabisco
Harder, Better, Foster, Stronger
Here’s my #; call me Brady
Houston: we have a touchdown!
I Pitta the fool
I Should’ve Been a Cowboy
Insane Clowney Posse
Forte Shades of Grey
Forte-yard Dash — Matt Forte, Drew Brees, and Tom Brady may have the most versatile surnames for branding a team.
Fourth and Lynch’s
Game of End Zones — Mandatory “Game of Thrones” reference
Gordon Lightfoot — Rookie of the Year tribute.
Momma, don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys
It ain’t easy bein’ Breesy
It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
Johnny Foosball — An early fan favorite.
Fantasy Football Team Names Funny
Jordy is the new Jirdy
Julio think you’re fooling?
Jumping for Jordy
Just Here So I Won’t Get Fined — Anti-establishment guys get good endorsement deals.
Just say Ben
Kevin White Walker
King of the North
Kings of the Cassel — You might need a Bridgewater name as a backup.
Ladies and Edelman
Last Manning Standing
Le’Veon likes his Money — With apologies to Elton John.
Le’Veon on a prayer
Lombardi’s Sensei — Sensei = Japanese for instructor or teacher (usually martial arts)
Luck be a Brady tonight — If you draft Andrew Luck or Luck and Brady.
Make it Wayne
Manning of Steel
Manziel in Distress
Favorite Fantasy Football Monikers
Manziel on Fire
Mariota’s and Does eat Oats (and little lambs eat ivy)
Mason Crosby, Nash, Stills, and Young — ok, it’s a reach.
Matt Ryan’s Express
Matty Ice and Easy — Matt Ryan = Matty Ice
Matty, Ice, Ice Baby
May God have Percy on your goal
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard — With apologies to Paul Simon
Mel Kiper’s Best Available
Mile High Manning
Mile High Messiahs
Monte Wrecking Ball — Team anthem built into this name
Mother of Dragons — Game of Thrones names play well in Fantasy Football
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
My Favorite Marshawn
My Ships don’t lie
Natural Born Thrillers
The baffler: No Game This Week — Hoping confused FFL owners don’t submit a line-up when they see your name.
No harm; No Foles
And, a favorite: No Punt Intended — A pun intended on “No pun intended”
Best Fantasy Football Team Names
Nobody puts Brady in a Corner
Not my Forte
Odell it on the Mountain
Points r Us
Power is Measured in JJ Watts
Purple People Beaters
Red Hot Julius Peppers
Revis and Butthead
RGIII With A Healthy Knee
Roddy or not, here I come
Ol’ Man Rivers
Omaha Manning — Peyton’s favorite audible, “Omaha, Omaha”
One Fine Clay
Orton hears a Who
Out of Luck
Password is Taco — The League
Pete Carol’s Bubble Gum
Peyton the Town Red.
Romo wasn’t built in a day
Sacks in the City
Saving Private Ryan
Sherman Incompletion Act
Good Fantasy Names
Shooting the Brees
Shopping at Lacy’s
Singin’ in the Dwayne
Slob on my Cobb
So let it be Witten…
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Spiller High Life
Stafford Cardinals — A play on Detroit’s QB and the college in California
Storm my Cassell
Straight Cash Homey — How Randy Moss pays his bills.
Suh’s your daddy now?
Taking you to the Woodhead
Teach me how to Dougie — Doug Martin, where are thou?
Teach me how to Raji
Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
That’s my Forte
The 12th Man Replacements
The Abusement Park
The Big Gronkowski
The Blair Walsh Project
The Boldin The Beautiful
The Brady Bunch
The Bridgewater Connection
The Calvinists — Megatron followers
The Cutler Did It — Any Clue fans out there?
The Dwayne Bowe Connection
The Foles Position
The Goodell Boy’s Club
The Goodell, the Bad and the Ugly
The Immaculate Collection — Pittsburgh fans love this one!
The Luckness Monster
The Never-ending Torrey (Torrey Smith)
The Playbook of Eli
The Real McCoy
The Touchdown Factory
But, we haven’t stopped there.
Maybe you’re looking for some great football slogans, you know like they do on Friday Night Lights with “Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.” Use the link above and check out all the inspirational football slogans. Any team owner can come in with a fun name. But, it takes a well-prepared owner to come in with the name and team slogan. Have fun, inspire your team, and show up to the other coaches/team owners in your league.
Creative and Clever Monikers
Here’s a short list of some of our favorites, but check out the complete collection of football slogans:
Rudy was offside!
We searched Google and couldn’t find competition.
Victory requires payment in advance.
Actions speak louder than coaches.
It’s not every Sunday; it’s every day.
One team, One dream.
Win the Last Game!
We believe that we will win!
Under construction: Champions building.
First downs to touchdowns, it’s how we roll.
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By Red Zone Rick
Rick is a football writer living in St. Paul, Minnesota.
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