Here’s a hard-hitting collection of awesome, inspirational football quotes in a quick-glance, alphabetic format. Motivate your players, inspire fans, or simply amuse yourself with these funny and motivational quotations. Have you loved football your whole life? These are for you.
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Good Football Quotations
- I feel like we can run the table.
Aaron Rodgers - This wasn’t just a shot in the dark – It was an optimistic belief in my teammates.
Aaron Rodgers - R-E-L-A-X.
Aaron Rodgers - A football coach is a person who is willing to lay down your life for the good of his team.
Author Unknown - Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Author Unknown - Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brushing your teeth is the hardest part of the day — it all just hurts.
Tom Brady – Check out the Patriots Fan Guide
Funny Quotes
- You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Dan Birdwell - Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence.
Erma Bombeck - The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean.
Erma Bombeck - If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck - Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Jim Bouton