Curling Slogans

Fun curling slogans can build team morale and draw more attention to a sport that isn’t frequently televised.

We feature curling sayings and slogans like “Papa Throws a Curling Stone” and “Our House in the middle of our Sheet….” Or, if you prefer short and sweet, try “Curl Jam” or “Game of Stones.”

Mike O’Halloran, the author of the book Best Sports Slogans and Captions, shares his favorite curling slogans.

Have some fun with it — most curlers do.

Best Curling Slogans

1. Curl Jam
2. I swept with your girlfriend.
3. A Stone Throw Away.
4. Papa Throws a Curling Stone.
5. Game of Stones.
6. Our House in the middle of our Sheet…
7. It’s on the house!

Good Curling Mottos

1. Sweep. Sweat. Repeat.
2. Don’t make me use my curling voice.
3. Yes, Curling is a Sport.
4. Your House or Mine?
5. Slip, Slide, and Curl Away.
6. Keep calm and curl on.
7. And miles to go before I sweep.
8. Here comes the broom.
9. Curling: Like regular sports, only cooler.
10. Tick, Tick, Broom!
11. Natural Born Rockstar.
12. I Make House Calls.
13. The curl of my dreams.
14. Sexy and We Throw It.
15. Sweeping with the Enemy.
16. True Curling Fans Don’t Call it Shuffleboard on Ice.
17. Got Curls?
18. Bring the house down.
19. Full House.
20. In the big house.

See Canadian Hockey Slang.

Funny Curling Slogans

1. Warning: May start talking about curling at any time.
2. I’m not picky, I’ll sweep with anyone.
3. I throw rocks at houses.
4. Slide and the Family Stone.
5. You sweep me off my feet.
6. Curling: It’s Rock It Science.
7. Curling rocks
8. Curling is the bacon of sports.
9. Never say it’s just a game to a curler.
10. Not everyone loves curling. Not everyone matters.
11. I Throw Up Guards.
12. Eight Ender Club.
13. Broom Enough For Two.
14. The Sultans of Sweep.
15. If curling was easy, they’d call it hockey.
16. Quiet Please: Curler at Work.
17. Three Sheets to the Wind.
18. Curling isn’t my whole life, but it makes it whole.

See more of our good sports slogans.

Cool Curling Sayings

1. If you like curling raise your hand, if you don’t raise your standards.
2. OCD: Obsessive Curling Disorder.
3. Whoa Means Whoa.
4. Eskimo Bowling = Curling.
5. On the eighth day, God created curling.
6. A woman’s place is on the ice.
7. Curling: Do you have the stones?
8. Don’t mock the rock.
9. Curl Up with a Good Look.
10. A new broom sweeps clean.

The only way to appropriately end this curling slogan tribute is with a curling joke:

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away its little brooms!

By Mike O’Halloran

Mike is the founder and editor of Sports Feel Good Stories.

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