Fantasy hockey team names come in many different forms. It seems like the preferred choice of most owners is a name that incorporates a pun or play-on-words of a common expression utilizing a hockey star’s last name. We have lots of those and many others.
So, take your time, skate to where the puck will be, and make your selection.
Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Ranger Things.
The Crosby Show.
Kane is Abel.
Hat Trick Swayze.
Coyle and Strike.
Don’t Toews me bro.
I’m Not Your Stepan Stone.
Pardy Like a Rock Star.
Don’tCryForMeJanHrdina.
Bouillon Cubes.
Phaneuf Said.
Doan Bring Me Down.
100% Chance of Fleury.
Bjugstad Bites.
Hallway to Hell.
Blue Line Bandits.
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Good Fantasy Hockey Names
Two poets entered a poetry contest, but Niederreiter won the prize.
Fehr and Away.
Panarin Bread.
Bleacher Blums.
Crosby, Stalls, and Nash.
Going Luongo.
Rotating Staal.
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Waiting For Gaudreau.
Honey nut Chelios.
Arcobello de Triumph.
Baby’s Got Backlund.
I Got you, babe.
Hertl That Obstacle.
Boyes II Men.
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Creative Fantasy Names for Hockey
Chara’s in Charge.
Kimmo Therapy.
Forget Parise.
Josi and the Pussycats.
The Biega Bang Theory.
Ladd Before Time.
The Fasth and the Furious.
Semyon Says.
Malkin Mind Meld.
Krugs Not Drugs.
The Third Line.
Survive and Prospal.
Backes Spasms.
Hockey Balboa.
Gionta Fly Now.
Succulent Borquechops.
Mad Heeter.
Best Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Absolute Prust.
Lil wayne simmonds.
Hiller High Water.
Erixon Valdez.
Two Minutes for a Bad Name.
Run DMSteen.
Whole Latta Love.
You Giroux Your Own Way.
Paille Rider.
Getzlaf My Lawn.
Gaunce of Prevention.
Parenteau Guidance.
Eberle and Ivory.
Creative Nicknames
Doan and Out.
Nikitin Fit.
Glass of Marleau.
I Love Lucic.
Hard to Yandle.
The Ott Man Out.
Oshie Can You See.
Raanta and Rave.
The Luongo Shot.
Doughty Little Secret.
AintNoHellebuyckGirl.
Up and Etem.
Reto Rooters.
Valley of the Dowells.
From Here To Etern.
I’m Malkin Here.
Classic Monikers
Too Fehr Gone.
Staal Tactics.
Every day I’m Byfuglien.
Laich It Down.
Weiss Guys.
The Saad Cafe.
Antti-Matter.
Scary Barrie.
Chronicles of Sarnia.
Carle of the Wild.
Accidental Turris.
Voodoo Dowells.
Probert Etiquette.
Sedin in Limbo.
Bettman Returns.
Seguinomics.
Leddy Zeppelin.
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Clever
Medicated DiPietro.
No Rest for the Fleary.
Doan Stop Believin’.
Tatar’d and Feathered.
Baby’s Got Backstrom.
Unknown Legwand.
Ennis the Menace.
Getzlaf My Cloud.
Play With Fire, Get Burns.
Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
Isaac Anisimov.
Since You Benn Gone.
Boll Movement.
Funniest
Postma Always Rings Twice.
Hull & Oates.
The Tlusty Trombones.
Laich Ness Monsters.
Glengary Glencross.
Greiss the Skids.
Vanek! At The Disco.
Burns Notice.
Moves Like Jagr.
Coffey Break.
Chewbarkov.
Overhead Cams.
Streit Outta Compton.
Backes in Black.
Great
Semyon & Garfunkel.
Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair.
You Malkin to Me?
MayTheForsbergWithYou.
Hard Boyled Eggs.
Holy Roy.
Empire Strikes Backstrom.
Lafleur Power.
Greiss is the Word.
I’m Bettman.
Staal In The Family.
The Luongo Run.
Baby’s Goc Back.
Doan of the Dead.
Stastny & Hutch.
Jaskin For It.
Cool Names for Fantasy Hockey
Backes Door Bangers.
Strong Coffey.
Toews in the Water.
NHL Wannabees.
Orr Diggers.
The Eberle Brothers.
Toews and Confused.
Legwands of the Fall.
Fantasy Hockey League Names
Ice, Ice, Baby.
The Gordie Howrambes.
Icing on the Cake.
Zamboni Noodles.
Fire and Ice.
No Regretzkys.
The Big Chill.
Northern Lights.
Dropping the Gloves.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Sports Feel Good Stories.
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