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You’ve come to the right place if you love golf slogans, sayings, and phrases. We’ve collected the best of inspirational golf slogans to motivate a team and some funny golf sayings – so get ready to laugh.
Select from the best slogans for shirts, banners, posters, t-shirts, jerseys, signs, warm-ups, locker room, and more. Rally your golf team, inspire your fans, and liven up the crowd!
Best Golf Slogans
1.) Golf is our favorite course.
2.) Grip it and Rip it.
3.) Golf strong, go long.
4.) How’s our driving? Call 1-800-GOHow’sO.
5.) Hit it, find it, and hit it again.
6.) Talk birdie to me.
7.) Play the course, not your opponent.
8.) Until we get our green jackets, these will have to do.
9.) Go long or go home.
10.) Eat, sleep, and play golf.
11.) Ironmen.
12.) My clubs: Weapons of Grass Destruction.
13.) Your target is your goal.
14.) Cinderella Story… out of nowhere.
15.) Play strong, or go home.
16.) Teamwork Makes The Dream Work.
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Funny Golf Slogans
17.) Chicks with sticks.
18.) We get our daily dose of iron.
19.) I like to golf and maybe three people.
20.) Are you looking at my putt?
21.) World’s most okay golfer.
22.) My daily dose of iron.
23.) It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
24.) This is how I roll.
25.) Swing – Swear – Find Ball – Repeat.
26.) I only golf on days that end in “y.”
27.) Play the game. Don’t let the game play you.
28.) TheDon’t course is calling, and I must go.
29.) One day, they’ll name a course after me.
30.) Father made me an offer I couldn’t refuse.
31.) We hit it past the red tees (usually).
Short Golf Slogans
32.) Au Revoir, Gopher!
33.) Par-tee Animal!
34.) Here for the foursome!
35.) You can’t putt what you can’t find.
36.)Putt responsibly.
37.) No putts given.
38.) Golf is a good walk spoiled.
39.) Best golfer by par.
40.) I can’t work today. I’m feeling under par.
41.) Mistakes were made.
42.) I’m taking my iron every day, as my doctor told me.
43.) The grass is always greener on the golf course.
44.) Hit it hard. Go find it. Hit it hard again.
Golf Sayings
45.) There’s no traffic on the extra mile.
46.) The more we practice, the luckier we get.
47.) A team, above all. Above all, a team.
48.) Respect All, Fear None.
49.) If it’s gotta be, it starts with me.
50.) It’s always sunny on the fairway.
51.) One shot at a time.
52.) Keep your head down.
53.) Look, there are two on the dance floor.
54.) Let’s hit the links.
55.) Play like a champion today.
56.) The only thing better than a good shot is a great shot.
57.) Refuse to Lose.
58.) Born to golf, forced to work.
59.) You don’t have to be good at golf. You just need clothes that clash.
60.) I hate trees.
61.) Golf now; ask later.
62.) Take the highs with the lows.
63.) The course is your canvas. The club is your brush.
64.) Golf is a way of life.
65.) All it takes is all you’ve got.
66.) Let the beauty of the course inspire your best game.
67.) It’s what you do before the season start that makes a champion.
68.) ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING.
Golf Tagline Ideas
69.) Make it a golf night.
70.) My business is the golf business.
71.) Championships are won at practice.
72.) My handicap keeps me in my place.
73.) Live life like it’s your last round.
74.) Cool play all day.
75.) Be the ball in every golf match.
76.) Luxurious golf does not necessarily entail spending the most money.
77.) Play like a Champion Today.
78.) Clubbing at its best!
79.) Less work; more golf.
80.) Pure golf = pure fun!
81.) I played too much golf — said no one ever.
Golf Mottos
82.) Golf: the pause that refreshes.
83.) License to golf.
84.) Never let good enough BE enough!
85.) Golf is our favorite game (well, that and tiddlywinks.)
86.) Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.
87.) Happy Gilmore Fan Club founder.
88.) It’s all in the knees, baby!
89.)The best golfers are kids who had dreams.
90.) Bad swings can still lead you to your goal.
91.) Practice winning every day.
Catchy Golf Captions
92.) Practice, practice, practice.
93.) A small mistake in golf can make a difference.
94.) You’re in good hands with a golfer.
95.) Golf: An endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
96.) The game of smart people.
97.) Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest until your good is better and your better is best.
98.) Some want it to happen; Some wish it would happen; others make it happen.
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Golf Phrases
99.) To the clubhouse attendant: Two questions — Where’s the first tee? What is the course record?
100.) Ya Gotta Believe!
101.) We have drive!
102.) We Are Family.
103.) Hey, Mulligan Man.
104.) Patience is the key to successful golf.
105.) Tee it high, and let it fly.
Golf Lingo
106.) Quality golf depends on you putting in quality practice time.
107.) Golf: the sport of real men.
108.) dedication + motivation = success.
109.) Who’s Your Caddy?
110.) A minor adjustment can produce outstanding results.
111.) Golf satisfies the soul.
112.) The pro tells you to keep your head down so you can’t see him laughing.
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How to wish a golfer good luck
113.) May the fores be with you.
114.) No rough stuff out there.
115.) Who’s your caddy?
116.) Drive for showWho’st for dough.
117.) Swing easy and true.
118.) Hit ’em long and straight.
119.) It’s birdie time.
120.) Play the coursIt’sot your opponent.
121.) Have fun out there.
Golfer Encouragement Ideas
122.) Have your best round.
123.) May the wind be always at your back.
124.) Go big or go home.
125.) Please keep it on the short stuff.
126.) Play well.
127.) Spend no time at the beach.
128.) Be the ball.
129.) All the best.
130.) Have a great round!
131.) Trees are meant to go around – not through.
132.) See you at the 19th hole.
133.) Keep it on the fairways.
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Inspirational Golf Course Slogans
134.) Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now.
135.) Grip it and rip it.
136.) Stay out of the bunkers.
137.) Practice doesn’t make perfect; perfect practice makes perfect.
138.) You can’t be as good as – you have to be better than.
139.) United we play, United we win.
140.) Believe & Achieve.
141.) Let’s tee it up.
142.) You old sandbagger.
Comments to make after a golf shot
143.) You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
144.) Don’t throw your club!
145.) Watch out for a fried egg!
146.) It’s in the hole!
147.) Good shooting.
148.) Get down, ball.
149.) Catch it clean.
150.) You should try heaven; you’ve already moved most of the dirt.
151.) Hit ’em straight.
152.) Go big or go home.
153.) Milk the grip.
154.) Halfway there. (Thank you, Bon Jovi.)
155.) It’s on the dance floor.
156.) Call 1-800-GOLF-PRO.
157.) Golf’s It’se ugliest words: StilGolf’s shot.
158.) All square (when you tie a match).
159.) Got away with it.
160.) Winning is a habit; success is a choice.
161.) A minor adjustment can produce major rewards.
Golf Slogans FAQs
Here are some frequently asked questions on golf slogans.
“We get our daily dose of iron,” “How’s our driving? Call 1-800-How-to-hit,” and “Championships are won at practice” are some golf slogans for a team.
“May the course be with you,” “Keep it on the short stuff,” and “No rough stuff out there” are some lines to use to encourage golfers before setting out.
“You should try heaven; you have already moved most of the earth,” “You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it,” and the old standby, “It’s in the hole!” are some comments to use after a golfer hits.
Funny Golf Sayings
These golf quotes work great for team programs, emails, and other communications.
162.) Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
Jim Murray
163.) Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon
164.) I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: It’s called an eraser.
Arnold Palmer
165.) Golf is a game where you yell “Fore,” shoot six and write down“five.”
Napolean Hill
166.) Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
167.) Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike
168.) If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemon
169.) The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham
170.) Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain
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Laugh Out Loud Golf Quotations
171.) It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron
172.) Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods
173.) Nobody but you and your caddy care what you do out there, and if your caddy is betting against you, he doesn’t care either.
Lee Trevino
174.) If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.
Sam Snead
175.) I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald R. Ford
176.) Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today, it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry
177.) I don’t let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time.
Angelo Spagnolo
178.) The golf swing is like a suitcase in which we are trying to pack one too many things.
John Updike
179.) Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
Amusing Golf Takes
180.) If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. (And ) if you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope
181.) He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
Mickey Mantle
182.) They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
Raymond Floyd
183.) I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
G.K. Chesterton
184.) If profanity influenced the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
Horace G. Hutchinson
185.) Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Winston Churchill
186.) The older you get, the stronger the wind gets; and it’s always in your face.
Jack Nit’saus
187.) The least things upset him on the links. That last missed short putt was because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadow.
PG Wodehouse
188.) Golfer: ‘My golf is awful; I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: ‘Think you can keep your head down that long.
189.) If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee Trevino
Inspirational Golf Quotes
190.) The most important shot in golf is the next one.
Ben Hogan
191.) Golf is a fascinating game. I’ve taken nearly 40 years to diI’veer that I can’t play it.
Ted Ray
192.) Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
P.G. Wodehouse
193.) Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Ben Hogan
194.) Sinking and Drinking.
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195.) Golf and Tacos.
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196.) There are more important things than golf, but I ignore them.
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197.) Par-tee Animal.
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198.) I hit it past the red tees (sometimes).
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199.) Mistakes were made.
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200.) I putt out.
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201.) I enjoy long walks down the fairway.
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By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder of Sports Feel Good Stories.
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