Golf slogans, golf phrases, and golf sayings can unite, inspire and motivate. Here’s our huge collection of golfing slogans, phrases, sayings, mottos, and quotes.
Select from the best slogans for shirts, banners, posters, t-shirts, jerseys, signs, warm-ups, locker room, and more. Rally your golf team, inspire your fans, and liven up the crowd!
Best Golf Slogans
Golf is our favorite course.
Grip it and Rip it.
Golf strong, go long.
How’s our driving? Call 1-800-GOLF-PRO.
Hit it, find it, and hit it again.
Talk birdie to me.
Play the course, not your opponent.
Until we get our green jackets, these will have to do.
Go long or go home.
Eat, sleep, and play golf.
My clubs: Weapons of Grass Destruction.
Your target is your goal.
Cinderella Story… out of nowhere.
Play strong, or go home.
Teamwork Makes The Dream Work.
Funny Golf Slogans
Chicks with sticks.
We get our daily dose of iron.
I like golf and maybe three people.
Are you looking at my putt?
World’s okayest golfer.
My daily dose of iron.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
This is how I roll.
Swing – Swear – Find Ball – Repeat.
I only golf on days that end in “y.”
The golf course is calling, and I must go.
One day they’ll name a course after me.
The Golf Father made me an offer I couldn’t refuse.
Only you can prevent bogeys.
We hit it past the red tees (usually).
Au Revoir, Gopher!
Here for the foursome!
Zero putts given.
Best golfer by par.
I can’t work today. I’m feeling a little under par.
Mistakes were made.
I’m taking my iron every day, as the doctor told me.
There’s no traffic on the extra mile.
The more we practice, the luckier we get.
A team, above all. Above all, a team.
Respect All, Fear None.
If it’s gotta be, it starts with me.
Play like a champion today.
Refuse to Lose.
Born to golf, forced to work.
I hate trees.
Golf is a way of life.
All it takes is all you’ve got.
It’s what you do before the season start that makes a champion.
ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING.
Make it a golf night.
My business is the golf business.
Championships are won at practice.
My handicap keeps me in my place.
Live life like it’s your last round.
Luxurious golf does not necessarily entail spending the most money.
Play like a Champion Today.
Clubbing at its best!
Less work; more golf.
Pure golf = pure fun!
I played too much golf — said no one ever.
Golf: the pause that refreshes.
License to golf.
Never let good enough BE enough!
Golf is our favorite game (well, that and tiddlywinks.)
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.
Winning is a habit; Success is a choice.
Happy Gilmore Fan Club founder.
It’s all in the knees, baby!
The best golfers are kids who had dreams.
Bad swings can still lead you to your goal.
Practice winning every day.
Practice, practice, practice.
A small mistake in golf can make a difference.
You’re in good hands with a golfer.
Golf: An endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
The game of smart people.
Good. Better. Best.
Never let it rest until your good is better and your better is best.
Some want it to happen,
Some wish it would happen,
Others make it happen.
To the clubhouse attendant: Two questions — Where’s the first tee? What’s the course record?
Ya Gotta Believe.
We have drive!
We Are Family.
Hey, Mulligan Man.
Patience is the key to successful golf.
Tee it high, and let it fly.
Quality golf depends on you putting in quality practice time.
Golf: the sport of real men.
dedication + motivation = success.
Who’s Your Caddy?
A minor adjustment can produce outstanding results.
Golf satisfies the soul.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
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How to wish a golfer good luck
May the fores be with you.
No rough stuff out there.
Who’s your caddy?
Drive for show; putt for dough.
Swing easy and true.
Hit ’em long and straight.
It’s birdie time.
Play the course, not your opponent.
Have fun out there.
Golfer Encouragement Ideas
Have your best round.
May the wind be always at your back.
Go big or go home.
Keep it on the short stuff.
Spend no time at the beach.
Be the ball.
All the best.
Have a great round!
Trees are meant to go around – not through.
See you at the 19th hole.
Keep it on the fairways.
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Inspirational Golf Course Slogans
Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now.
Grip it and rip it.
Stay out of the bunkers.
Practice doesn’t make perfect; perfect practice makes perfect.
You can’t be as good as – you have to be better than.
United we play, United we win.
Believe & Achieve.
You old sandbagger.
Comments to make after a golf shot
You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
Don’t throw your clubs.
(If the ball goes in a sand trap) Watch out for a fried egg!
It’s in the hole!
Get down ball.
Catch it clean.
You should try heaven; you’ve already moved most of the earth.
Hit ’em straight.
Go big or go home.
Milk the grip.
Halfway there. (Thank you, Bon Jovi.)
It’s on the dance floor.
Golf’s three ugliest words: Still your shot.
All square (when you tie a match).
Got away with it.
Golf Slogans FAQs
Here are some frequently asked questions on golf slogans.
“We get our daily dose of iron,” “How’s our driving? Call 1-800-GOLF-PRO,” and “Championships are won at practices” are some good golf slogans for a team.
“May the course be with you,” “Keep it on the short stuff,” and “No rough stuff out there” are some lines to use to encourage golfers before setting out.
“You should try heaven; you’ve already moved most of the earth,” “You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it,” and the old standby, “It’s in the hole!” are some things to comment on after a player hits.
Funny Golf Sayings
These golf quotes work great for team programs, emails, and other communications.
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: It’s called an eraser.
Golf is a game where you yell “Fore,” shoot six and write down five.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Laugh Out Loud Golf Quotations
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Nobody but you and your caddy care what you do out there, and if your caddy is betting against you, he doesn’t care either.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald R. Ford
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today, it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
I don’t let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time.
The golf swing is like a suitcase in which we are trying to pack one too many things.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Amusing Golf Takes
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. (And ) if you work at it, it’s golf.
The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest golf cart never has to play the bad lie.
They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
If profanity influenced the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
Horace G. Hutchinson
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
The older you get, the stronger the wind gets; and it’s always in your face.
The least things upset him on the links. That last missed short putt was because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadow.
Golfer: ‘My golf is awful; I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.’
Caddy: ‘Think you can keep your head down this long?’
If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Inspirational Golf Sayings
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
Golf is a fascinating game. I’ve taken nearly 40 years to discover that I can’t play it.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Sports Feel Good Stories.
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