Our collection of volleyball jokes is the perfect remedy for those players who have been spending too much time bumping, setting, and spiking in the gym.
I don’t want you to think these volleyball jokes, puns, and riddles are just for players. Coaches, parents, and fans need a laugh, as well. We hope you find a few laughs and smiles upon your review.
We’ve stacked some of the best volleyball jokes at the top for your enjoyment. Have a ball!
Best Volleyball Jokes
1.) What boy band group was noted for their great volleyball skills?
New Kids on the Block.
2.) Why did the volleyball player continue to play professionally?
She wanted to strike it rich.
3.) What classic movie did the volleyball team watch repeatedly?
Casablocka.
4.) What was the volleyball team’s favorite TV show?
How I Set Your Mother.
5.) How did the volleyball player like her eggs?
Sunnyside out.
6.) What do you call it when a player returns the ball with arms up at the net while falling?
A stumbling block.
7.) What did the team call it when Stephen King raised his arms up at the net to stop an opponent’s spike attempt?
Writer’s Block.
8.) What do you call something you can serve but can’t eat?
A volleyball.
9.) What celebrity volleyball player made the select squad because of her speed?
Taylor Swift.
10.) Why were the elephants kicked off the volleyball team?
They couldn’t hold their trunks up.
Good Volleyball Riddles
11.) What Star Wars character was a favorite for the varsity volleyball team?
Chewblocka.
12.) Why is the volleyball court hot after a match?
All the fans have gone home.
13.) What did the volleyball team call the player caught in the net?
Tuna!
14.) What do you get when you cross a volleyball server with a ghost?
A serve like you’ve never seen.
15.) Where do good diggers play volleyball?
In the miner (minor) leagues.
16.) What are volleyball games seldom played in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Beach Volleyball Jokes
17.) Is it dangerous to play beach volleyball on a full stomach?
Yes, it’s better to play on a volleyball court.
18.) If a beach volleyball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?
Mistletoe.
19.) Why did the coach always have the player first to show up to start the game?
First come, first served.
20.) Why did the volleyball player go to her financial advisor?
She wanted to know her net worth.
21.) Why are policemen great at volleyball?
They like to serve and protect.
22.) If a basketball team was chasing a volleyball team, what time would it be?
Five after six.
23.) Why did the excavator make the top volleyball team?
He could dig very well.
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Volleyball Dad Jokes
24.) Why couldn’t fans get a soda at the volleyball match?
Because the home team lost the opener.
25.) Why did Tarzan spend so much time practicing serving?
He was perfecting his swing.
26.) How do you insult a libero?
Call them a bump-on-a-log.
27.) How do you know that volleyball referees are happy?
Because they whistle while they work.
28.) What rapper is a favorite among volleyball teams?
Notorious D.I.G.
29.) When is a volleyball player like a judge?
When she sits on the bench.
30.) What types of stories do volleyball players like to share?
Tall tales.
31.) Why did the geese always beat the ducks in volleyball?
The goosebumps were amazing.
32.) Who should be the director of the volleyball documentary?
Spike Lee.
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Volleyball Humor
33.) Why was the volleyball star kicked out of the prom dance?
For spiking the punch!
34.) Why did the middle setter go to counseling?
She had a dinking problem.
35.) Why is a scrambled egg like a losing volleyball team?
Because they both have been beaten
36.) How did the volleyball team welcome their new neighbors?
With a block party!
37.) Why don’t fish play volleyball?
They’re too afraid of the net.
38.) What do you call a volleyball player who stands right in the middle of a volleyball court?
Annette.
Funny Volleyball Puns
39.) Did you hear about the new Star Wars movie?
The Empire Spikes Back.
40.) Why can’t Cinderella play volleyball?
Because she keeps running away from the ball!
41.) Why was the stegosaurus a first pick on the volleyball team?
Awesome spikes.
42.) What was the volleyball player’s alibi in the courtroom?
“I was set up.”
43.) Where do ghosts play volleyball?
On a volleyball corpse.
44.) How many middle-hitters does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the setter has to place the light bulb in the exact right location.
45.) Why did the volleyball player join the Marines?
To serve our country.
46.) Did you hear about the batter and volleyball that got into a fight?
The battery was charged, and the volleyball was waiting to go to court.
47.) What was the volleyball team’s favorite cable channel?
Spike TV.
48.) What happens when the Grim Reaper spikes the ball?
You dig your own grave.
49.) How are volleyball coaches and dentists alike?
They all like to use drills.
50.) What was the computer-loving volleyball player’s favorite feature on her Dell?
A pop-up blocker.
51.) Why are spiders noted for their volleyball skills?
Because they have great topspin.
52.) Which volleyball player hurt her knee diving for the ball?
Courtney.
53.) Our opposition was not happy with our serves.
They kept returning them.
54.) Why do baseballs cost less than volleyball?
Inflation.
55.) How does a volleyball player deliver her messages?
Airmail.
56.) Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces to the game?
She wanted to tie the score.
Volleyball One Liners
57.) If you want a soft serve, go get ice cream.
58.) Volleyball: Can you dig it?
59.) School is important, but volleyball is importanter.
60.) Volleyball: A pancake is more than just breakfast.
61.) Holy Blockamole!
62.) I know I play like a girl. Try to keep up.
63.) Ace is the place!
64.) I’m the player your coach warned you about.
65.) Volleyball makes me happy. You? Not so much.
66.) I’m all about that ace.
67.) A libero’s life condensed to two words: Beast Mode.
68.) Set Me, Bro.
69.) Bump That!
70.) You just got served!
71.) Hit the ball, crush ‘em all!
72.) I’m so good, your Mom cheers for me.
Hilarious Volleyball Jokes
73.) You Gotta Spike Those. (Focker Water Volleyball Rules – If only Gaylord had listened.)
74.) You can block a volleyball on social media, but you can’t take away its dig-nity.
75.) All things must pass, but not the middle blocker.
76.) Let’s get set to have a ball!
77.) Are you wearing SPF 30?
Because that was one serious block!
78.) What do a carpenter and a volleyball player have in common?
They both like to hammer spikes.
79.) How are waiters and blockers similar?
If they do their jobs correctly, they get a big fat tip.
80.) What was the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible?
When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
81.) How are lawyers like volleyball players?
They both try to avoid faults and pass the blame.
82.) How did the server know that the bad serve wasn’t with the hand?
Because it was a foot fault.
83.) What does a religious volleyball player do?
Serve God.
84.) Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors?
They always work on an angle to play outside.
85.) Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job?
A customer complained that she needed to serve the food.
That’s all. I hope you and the whole team will enjoy this collection of funny volleyball jokes, puns, dad jokes, and one-liners.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Sports Feel Good Stories. He coached youth volleyball for ten years.
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