Do you love playing pickleball and enjoy good pickleball jokes? Well, buckle up and have a read through these jokes.
Some of these pickleball jokes and pickleball riddles will strike a chord with you, while others may produce a groan. That’s to be expected.
Our goal is to serve up some laughs related to the increasingly popular sport of pickleball. I hope you enjoy it.
Funny Pickleball Jokes
1.) What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a pickleball court?
Annette.
2.) What pickleball tournament never closes?
The U.S. Open.
3.) How many pickleball players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Because pickleball players say, “Out? What do you mean ‘Out!’ It was in.”
4.) Why did Emily charge the pickleball net?
Because she was out of cash.
5.) What did one pickleball say to the other?
“See ya round.”
6.) Where do pickleball players go for their first formal dance?
The PickleBALL.
7.) Did you hear about the pickleball player who called his serve a “Dairy Queen”?
Yes, it was a soft serve.
8.) Where do ghosts play pickleball?
On pickleball corpse!
9.) Why was the pickleball association’s website down?
They had problems with their server.
10.) I recently returned from a friend’s funeral. He died from being hit with a pickleball to his head.
It was a powerful service.
11.) My opponent was not happy with my serve.
He kept returning it.
12.) My local pickleball store is having a sale on pickleballs.
First come, first served.
13.) A pickleball walks into a bar…
The bartender asks, “Have you been served?”
14.) Where does a pickleball player who is half-man, half-horse play?
At Centaur Court.
15.) Why are fish no good at pickleball?
They don’t like being anywhere near a net.
16.) My neighbor told me his dog retrieved a pickleball two miles from the nearest courts.
Sounds far-fetched.
17.) What do a dentist and a pickleball instructor have in common?
They both use drills.
See Slogans, Puns, and Captions for Pickleball.
Good Pickleball Jokes
18.) What can you serve but not eat?
A pickleball.
19.) I had to use my glasses while playing pickleball.
It’s a no-contact sport.
20.) I went to a busy restaurant dressed as a pickleball.
I got served right away.
21.) Why did the pickleball player have to break up with his tennis-playing girlfriend.
Love meant nothing to her.
22.) Why would the tennis player only play pickleball on Sundays?
Because pickleballs are holey.
See Dave Weinbach’s Interview on Pickleball Strategy.
Pickleball One-Liners
23.) I’m not obsessed with pickleball; I just play all the time.
24.) Never underestimate an older woman with a paddle.
25.) Peace, Love, and Pickleball.
26.) Pickleball is my retirement plan.
27.) Pickleball Star: I’m kind of a big dill!
28.) Pickleball is the bacon of sports.
29.) If you wanted a soft serve, you should have gone to Dairy Queen.
30.) Pickleball Wizard: Dill with it!
31.) Life is good; pickleball makes it better.
32.) I’m picklish.
33.) Stay out of the kitchen!
34.) The spin cycle is on high.
35.) The kitchen’s closed. Play pickleball.
36.) Dink Forrest Dink!
37.) You will come to believe that the ball is always coming back.
38.) The King of Swing.
39.) You’ve just entered the No-Win Zone.
40.) I don’t always play pickleball. Oh, wait, yes, I do.
41.) OMG: One More Game.
42.) Baby Got Backhand.
43.) Cleaning Up in the Kitchen.
Pickleball Jokes FAQs
Here are some frequently asked questions about pickleball and pickleball jokes.
What’s a good pickleball joke?
In pickleball, to err is human; to place the blame on someone else is doubles.
Why is pickleball so popular and addictive?
The sport of pickleball is quickly learned because the rules are simple. It doesn’t take a lot of training to compete. A background in tennis, ping-pong, squash, or racquetball shortens the learning curve. It’s fun and competitive while not being as challenging from a power and endurance aspect as other sports.
Because the court is smaller than tennis, pickleball is more conversational – folks can hear you better because of proximity.
How did pickleball get its name?
There are two origin stories for the name “pickleball”:
1.) Its name is derived from one of the sports inventor’s dogs, named “Pickles.”
2.) One of the inventor’s wives thought, “the combination of different sports reminded me of the pickle boat in crew where oarsmen were chosen from the leftovers of other boats.” In the first rendition of pickleball, players used a wide assortment of makeshift paddles, including modified ping-pong paddles and tennis racquets.
Who knows? Both stories may be true.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike, the founder of Sports Feel Good Stories, is a former tennis instructor who can be more easily found at the pickleball courts than at the tennis courts.
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