Jalen Hurts, the dual-threat quarterback out of Oklahoma, has taken the NFL by storm since being drafted by the Philadelphia Eagles. From his college days as a high-flying Heisman Trophy finalist to becoming a Super Bowl contender, Hurts has proven to be a dynamic and exciting player to watch. With his ability to pass and run with elite efficiency, he’s become a fantasy football manager’s dream.
If you’re lucky enough to have drafted the Philly signal-caller, you’re probably looking for a killer team name to match your superstar quarterback. Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of 75 Jalen Hurts fantasy football team names that will have your league laughing, cringing, or simply impressed. Whether you’re into puns, clever references, or straight-up bravado, we’ve got you covered.
A few of our personal favorites? “Hurts So Good” is a classic that never gets old, and “Jalen My Way Downtown” has a nice ring to it. But with 75 options at your fingertips, you will find the perfect name to lead your squad to victory.
So, without further ado, let’s dive into the world of Jalen Hurts’ fantasy team names!
Best Jalen Hurts Fantasy Football Team Names
1.) Hurts So Good.
2.) Jalen Hurts Cause Carson Went.
3.) The Hurts Locker.
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4.) Van Jalen.
5.) Hurts Rental Car.
6.) Hurts, Donut?
7.) The Truth Hurts.
8.) This Might Hurts.
10.) World of Hurts.
11.) Jale-Break!
12.) World of Hurts.
13.) Tell Me Where It Hurts.
14.) Root Of All Eagle.
15.) It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia.
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16.) Hurts To Be This Good.
17.) Jalen Ain’t Failin’.
18.) So Good It Hurts.
19.) The Bird Reich.
20.) Once Hurts, Twice Shy.
21.) Everybody Hurts.
22.) Hurts Bees.
23.) Couldn’t Hurts To Try.
24.) Hurts Touchdown Rentals.
25.) Hit ‘Em Where It Hurts.
26.) Jal-Enter The Dragon.
27.) You Hurts My Feelings.
28.) Big Bird.
29.) Get Out of Jalen Free Card.
30.) It Hurts Just a Little.
31.) Baby, Don’t Hurts Me, No More.
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32.) Play Til It Hurts.
33.) Hurts To The Bone.
34.) A Little Hard Work Never Hurts Anybody.
35.) The Philly Special.
36.) Nail ‘Em and Jale ‘Em!
37.) Score Like An Eagle.
38.) Jalen Heals.
39.) Ball One Out Of Jale.
40.) Fly Like An Eagle.
41.) Hurts Like The Devil.
42.) Sooner or Later. (Hurts played college football one year with the Oklahoma Sooners.)
43.) The Truth Hurts.
44.) Would It Hurt To Have Some Blocking?
45.) The Hurts Of The Matter.
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46.) Wouldn’t Hurts a Fly.
47.) Hurts To Say Goodbye.
48.) Brotherly Love.
49.) Jalenear Equation.
50.) I Hope It Hurts.
51.) Hurtsbreakers.
52.) Jal-Enter The Ninja.
53.) Tell Me Where It Hurts.
54.) Get Out of Jalen Free.
55.) Play Til It Hurts.
56.) Go Directly to Jalen.
57.) Jale Break!
58.) You Hurts My Feelings.
59.) Thundering Hurts.
60.) 4th-and-One Squad.
61.) Jalen the Hurts Away.
62.) Hurts, Donut?
Favorite Monikers
63.) Hurts, Don’t It?
64.) MegaHurts.
65.) Hurts and Goal.
66.) Do You Really Want To Hurts Me?
67.) Hurts and Ernie.
68.) Baby, Don’t Hurts Me, No More.
69.) Hurts Bees.
70.) Tell Me Where It Hurts.
71.) This Might Hurts.
72.) Jalen of the Jungle.
73.) World of Hurts.
74.) Hurts to the Core.
75.) Hurts Almighty.
76.) Get Out of Jalen Free
77.) My Achy, Breaky Hurts
78.) Everybody Hurts
79.) Jalen Jukes
80.) Hurts Car Rental.
Jalen Hurts Fun Facts
- Jalen Hurts is very strong. He has deadlifted 656 pounds. Holy cow!
- Hurts was born in Houston, Texas. He has an older brother and a younger sister.
- His jersey number is one.
- Hurts was the 53rd overall pick in the 2020 NFL Draft.
- Jalen has run a 4.59 40-yard dash. That’s pretty fast for a QB.
- He employs an all-female management team to oversee his personal business, which includes sports agents, social media, and marketing.
Top Quarterbacks For Fantasy Football
The Sports Feel Good Stories writers have identified the following QBs as tops in the NFL for fantasy football.
Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs
Joe Burrow, Cincinnati Bengals
Jalen Hurts, Philadelphia Eagles
Justin Herbert, Los Angeles Chargers
Trevor Lawrence, Jacksonville Jaguars
Lamar Jackson, Baltimore Ravens
I hope you enjoyed these fun Jalen Hurts fantasy football team names.

By Mike O’Halloran
Founder and Editor, Sports Feel Good Stories
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