Patriots Fantasy Football Names

Here are some of the best New England Patriots fantasy football names for your team. Add some punch to your squad, by putting the power of six Super Bowl victories to work for you.

Look, the Patriots’ offense behind Tom Brady and their strong coaching staff put up some significant points each year. If you draft a Patriot, review the lists below to find naming ideas that are funny, clever and creative for your squad. Most selections feature play-on-words and puns based on coach names, star players, or the team itself.

If you’re in a hurry, and need a proven winner, go with one of our Top 10 naming ideas from our expert panel – See below sign-off (*). These names are as dependable as Tom Brady in the 4th quarter.

So, as Coach Belichick would say, “Do your job,” and put one of these great names to work for your fantasy team today.

Best Patriots Fantasy Names – Expert Panel’s Top Ten

1.) The Boston Massacre.

2.) Brady Gaga.

3.) Lords of the Rings.

4.) Discount Belicheck.

5.) Sony Walkman.

6.) The Brady Bunch.

7.) The Big Gronkowski.

8.) Ladies and Edelman.

9.) Brady Antebellum.

10.) Hogan’s Heroes.

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Funny and Clever New England Patriots Fantasy Football Team Names

Sony Side Up.

It’s Always Sony in New England.

You Got Rob’ed.

We’re On To Cincinnati.

Head Coach Bill Belichick Fantasy Names

Lord of the Rings.

Belicheck Yo Self.

Bill Belichick’s Smile.


Discount Belichick.

Bill Belichick’s Rental Videos.

From da Hoodie.

Lord of Rings.

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Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Names

Arts & Krafts.

Krafty Like A Fox.

Gillette My People Go.

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Funny Tom Brady Fantasy Football Names

Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady.

Brady and The Champ.

The Brady Cuffs.

Hit Me Brady One More Time.

Touchdown Tommy.

Brady Bountiful.

Nobody Puts Brady In a Corner.

Brady’s Got Back.

Luck Be a Brady Tonight.

Brady the GOAT.


Clever Brady Names

Dude Looks Like A Brady.

Tommy Tutone.

Luck Be My Brady Tonight.

My Old Brady.

Brady with Acute Gronkitis.

Brady Killer.

Bradies and Edelman.

The Real Slim Brady.

Tom Brady Fan Club President.

A Dingo Ate My Brady.

Brady Needs A Welker.

My Fair Brady.

Brady Luck.

Wentz, Twice, 3 Times a Brady.

Tom Brady Wears UGG Boots.

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Good DeflateGate Names

Deflate This.

More Wins Than PSI.

PSI Love You.


Brady and the Deflaters.

The Deflatriots.

The Blind PSIde.

Airing it out.

U Deflated Bro?

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Patriots Top Fantasy Players

Tom Brady, QB.

Sony Michel, RB.

James White, RB.

Rex Burkhead,RB.

James Develin, RB.

Cordarrelle Patterson, RB.

Julian Edelman, WR.

Chris Hogan, WR.

Phillip Dorsett, WR.

Rob Gronkowski, TE.

Tyler Conklin, TE.

Good Rob Gronkowski Fantasy Names

Gronk’s Party Ship.

Make America Gronk Again.

Acute Gronkitis.

Party Like a Gronk Star.

The Gronk Shaker.

What About Rob.

Gronkey Kong.


It’s a Hard Gronk Life.

Nice Gronkdonkadonk.

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Great Gronk Naming Ideas

The Gronk Abides.

The Little Gronkowski Urban Achievers.

Gronkowski, Gostkowski and White, Attorneys At Law.

Wanna Gronk?

Momma said Gronk you out.


Gronky Tonk Man.

Boston TE Party.

Gronkey Kong.

Gronk if you think team should throw more to the tight end.

Gronkey Teeth.

Command and Gronker.


Imperial Gronk-Class Cruiser.

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Julian Edelman Fantasy Football Names

Can’t Find An Edelman.

Julian Caesar.

League of Extraordinary Edelmens.

Hansel and Gredelman.

Carrots Julian.

Edelmania is Running Wild.

Put the Pedal to the Edelman.

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Creative Sony Michel Fantasy Football Names

Michel My Belle.

Forecast: Sony.

Sony With a Chance of Gains.

Sony Delight.

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Sony’s Play Station.

Michel Pfeiffer.

Sony, Be Moved.

Sony Michel’s High School Reunion.

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Patriots Funny Fantasy Football Names

Hogan’s Heroes.

Malcolm Mitchell in the Middle.

The Develin Miss Jones.

Talented Mr. Ridley.

The Develin to Pay.


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Smells Like Britt.

Hoyer the Destroyer.

The Man In The Hightower.

Malcolm Gone.

You Wynn Some, You Lose Some.

Donta’s Inferno.

Jame White Power.

Blame It On The Dwayne.

Rex and Drugs.

Malcom Butler’s Ghost.

Ice Cold Bruschi’s.

Gym Rat Receiver Corps.

Left Footed Punters Only.

Ridley’s Talib It or Not.

Hall of Fame Patriots Names

Some of the best Patriots fantasy football names from the past.

Give Me A Bruschi.

A Quick Witten A Sharpe Chung.

LaFell in Love With a Girl.

The Executive, Legislative, Judicial, and Deion Branch.

Amendola Dolla Bills Y’all.

Talib it to Beaver.

McGinest World Record.

The Big Gostkowski.

Donte’s Balloon Inferno.

The Big Glasskowski.

Where to Use Your Patriots Fantasy Name?

When you’re branding your fantasy football team, think big. Wherever there’s a possibility to include your name, do it.

Here are some ideas:

1.) Email Sign-off. For your email sign-off, include your team name as part of your title, like this:

Greg Johnson
Owner of Call Me Brady

2.) Logo on T-shirt. Create a logo that incorporates your team name and use it on a t-shirt you design.

3.) Team Headquarters Sign. Create a sign for your office and designate it as team headquarters, e.g. “Ladies and Edelman Team Headquarters.”

4.) Refer to Team in Third Person. When communicating to fellow team owners, talk about your team in the third person like stars with big egos do, “When Lords of Rings plays you, you better pray that your affairs are in order.” We all know that playing fantasy football means talking a little smack. So, when you do it, do it in style.

5.) Draft Night Call Outs. If you draft in person, mimic the announcing style of the NFL draft when officials make selections. For example, “With the 17th pick in the second round, Gronkey Kong selects Adam Thielen.”

Remember, when there’s an opportunity to call out your team name, take it! And, check out our useful tips for coming up a team name by clicking visual below.

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Patriots Football Trivia

Q: What was the team’s original name?
A: The Boston Patriots, founded in 1959.

Q: What year did the Patriots make their first-ever Super Bowl appearance?
A: In 1985, losing to the Chicago Bears 46-10.

Q: What was Steve Grogan’s jersey number with the Patriots?
A: #14

Q: Where did Tom Brady attend college?
A: The University of Michigan (Wolverines).

Q: Who was the Patriots first coach?
A: Lou Saban

Q: How many retired Patriot uniforms are there?
A: Seven: Gino Cappelletti, Mike Haynes, Steve Nelson, John Hannah, Bruce Armstrong, Jim Lee Hunt and Bob Dee.

— Greg Johnson, Red Zone Rick & Mike O’Halloran

(*) Our expert panel that came up with these lists consists of Greg, Rick, and Mike. They are long-time fantasy football owners, commissioners, and writers.

In addition to writing, Greg also develops the cool fantasy football graphics on our site. Check out Red Zone Rick’s Hot Takes for 2019. Mike has worked professionally developing brand and company names for corporate clients. He came up with his first fantasy football names in 1975.


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