Funny Team Names

What makes funny team names something to get a chuckle over is subjective. That’s why we’ve given you lots of choices on this list. Take a look and see is one of these tickles your funny bone. Or, maybe, one will inspire you to come up with a name of your own.

Some Really Funny Team Names

  • Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies.
  • Straight off the Couch.
  • Cereal Killers.
  • Podunk Hopscotch Mafia.
  • e-LEMON-ators.
  • Bad Intentions.
  • Boom Shaka Laka.
  • Chicks With Kicks.
  • Not Fast, Just Furious.
  • The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers. Check out the Power Rangers’ story.
  • Super Heroes In Training.
  • Agony of De Feet.
  • Run Like the Winded.
  • Smells Like Team Spirit.

Fun Options

  • The Has-Beens and Never Were.
  • Victorious Secret.
  • Speed Banks.
  • Bye Week.
  • 1-877-LESSONS-4-KIDS.
  • Slumdog Slingers.
  • No Game Scheduled.
  • Forgot to Warm-up.
  • Our Uniforms Match.
  • Baby Got Track.
  • Straight Cash Homie.
  • RazzMaTazz.
  • Pavement Princesses.
  • Team Dis.
  • Game of Drones.
  • Dangerous Dynamos.
  • Snap, Crackle, Pop.
  • EXCEL-arators.
  • Your Humble League Champ.
  • East of the Equator.
  • Scrambled Legs.

Funny team names imageFunniest (we think)

  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? “THE OTHER PILOT, NOW LET ME IN!”
  • The Stepdads (we beat you and you can’t stand us).
  • The Salty Pretzels.
  • The Meme Team.
  • Game of Throws.
  • The Mullet Mafia.
  • Team Double Dips.
  • Bed Bath and Beyoncé.
  • The Rural Jurors.
  • Not Last Place.
  • A Team with No Name.
  • Injured Reserve.
  • Abusement Park.
  • Purple Cobras.
  • Vandelay Industries.
  • Walmart Greeters.

Humorous Team Names imageFunny Squad Monikers

  • Straight Trash Homie.
  • Cold Cuts and Mayo.
  • Sweet Sassy Molassy.
  • A Team Has No Name.
  • The Startled Koalas.
  • No Child Left Behind.
  • Tenacious Turtles.
  • Village Idiots.
  • Dumbledore’s Army.


  • Redheaded Stepchildren.
  • One Hit Wonders.
  • Our Nemesis (When other teams ask, “Who are you playing?”).
  • The Silly Sea Monkeys.
  • Ninja Nomads.
  • The Flaming Marshmallows.
  • Axis of No Talent.
  • Smooth Operators.
  • Where no ability meets no effort.


  • StompingOnYourDreams.
  • Lebowski’s ‘Lil Urban Achievers.
  • Jalapeno Hotties.
  • The Flaming Flamingos.
  • Open.
  • Hide-and-Seek. (Who are you playing? “We’re playing Hide-and-Seek.”)

Funny Group Names

  • We Who Shall Not Be Named.
  • Sweep the Leg.
  • Abbey-Normal.
  • And in First Place.
  • Pigs Fly.
  • Heart & Sole.
  • In it for the Swag.
  • Go Getters.
  • Tequila Mockingbird.
  • After Shockers.
  • South Korea gots Seoul.
  • Squirrel-Proofing the Birdfeeder.
  • Bruce Willis Was Dead The Whole Time.
  • Prawn Stars.
  • Bye.
  • We will destroy you and burn your village.
  • Team Team.
  • The Caboose (we come in last)


  • Furious George. (Is there a more lovable character than Curious George?)
  • Easier Said Than Run.
  • The Heebee Jeebees.
  • Brokebat Mountain.
  • Happy Feet.
  • Hell on Heels.
  • Life’s A Pitch.
  • I Love Bad Pitches.
  • Madams of Mayhem.
  • 11 Angry Men.
  • PokeyMoms.
  • The Talent Pool.
  • The Mighty Morphin’ Flower Arrangers.
  • Class on Grass.
  • Skilli Vanilli.

Chuckle Worthy

  • The Miracle Workers.
  • Nerd Herd.
  • Clockwork Orange.
  • What’s in a Name?
  • Dyslexia Untied.
  • 2Good4U.
  • Are We There Yet?
  • Alcoholics Unanimous.
  • The Queen Bees.
  • Grub Club.
  • Jalapeno Hotties.
  • Gangnam Style.
  • Lost and Found.
  • Yager Bombers.
  • Outside the Asylum.
  • The Walkie Talkies.
  • Rockstars United.
  • The Soul Gangsters.
  • Out of Elgibility.
  • Unreal Madrid.

My Ribs Please

  • Blondes Have More Run.
  • Dashing Divas.
  • Get ‘er Run.
  • Quads of Fury.
  • Cereal Killers.
  • The Greasy Mullets.
  • Ump Yours.
  • Weapons of Mass Destruction.
  • Chicken Noodle Hoop.
  • Mr. Yuk.
  • Phoenix Sprawl.
  • The Young and the Rest of Us.
  • The Grand Slams.
  • Hops Scotch.

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