Funny Team Names for Your Squad or Group | Sports Feel Good Stories

What makes funny team names something to get a chuckle over is subjective. That’s why we’ve given you lots of choices on this list. Take a look and see if one of these tickles your funny bone. Or, maybe, one will inspire you.

Funny Team Names For Your Squad

Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies.
Straight off the Couch.
Cereal Killers.
Podunk Hopscotch Mafia.
e-LEMON-ators.
Bad Intentions.
Boom Shaka Laka.
Chicks With Kicks.
Not Fast, Just Furious.
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Super Heroes In Training.
The agony of De Feet.
Run Like the Winded.
Smells Like Team Spirit.

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The Has-Beens and Never Were.
Victorious Secret.
Speed Banks.
Bye Week.
1-877-LESSONS-4-KIDS.
Slumdog Slingers.
No Game Scheduled.
Forgot to Warm-up.
Our Uniforms Match.
Baby Got Track.
Straight Cash Homie.
RazzMaTazz.
Pavement Princesses.
Team Dis.
Game of Drones.
Dangerous Dynamos.
Snap, Crackle, Pop.
EXCEL-erators.
Your Humble League Champ.
East of the Equator.
Scrambled Legs.

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Funny Team Names for All Groups

Couch Sweet Potatoes.
Gangs of New Pork.
Fueled by Hops.
Low Expectations.
The Relaxin’ Rhinos.
Sweet Sassy Molassy.
Ump Yours!
Cereal Killers.
The Silly Squids.
Murder of Crows.
Forgot to Warm Up.
The Pokeymoms.
Buffalo Wings.
Nomadic Ninjas.
Village Idiots.
Great Name Pending.
The Cow Tippers.

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The Stepdads (we beat you and you can’t stand us).
The Salty Pretzels.
The Meme Team.
Game of Throws.
The Mullet Mafia.
Team Double Dips.
Bed Bath and Beyoncé.
The Rural Jurors.
Not Last Place.
A Team with No Name.
Injured Reserve.
Abusement Park.
Purple Cobras.
Vandelay Industries.
Superheroes in Training.
Bros on their Toes.
Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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Funny Squad Monikers

Straight Trash Homie.
Cold Cuts and Mayo.
Sweet Sassy Molasses.
A Team Has No Name.
The Startled Koalas.
No Child Left Behind.
Tenacious Turtles.
Village Idiots.
Dumbledore’s Army.
Dream Crushers.
Lucky Charms.
Smarty Pints.
Chuck Norris Offspring.
The Miracle Whips.
Gone Girls.

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Amusing Naming Ideas

Redheaded Stepchildren.
One Hit Wonders.
Our Nemesis (When other teams ask, “Who are you playing?”).
The Silly Sea Monkeys.
Ninja Nomads.
The Flaming Marshmallows.
Axis of No Talent.
Smooth Operators.
Where no ability meets no effort.
Legs Miserable.
Run Like the Winded.
Hey Sole Sister.
Rush Hour.
Spicy Wings.
The Screamin’ Nachos.
Fire-Breathing Hamsters.

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Hilarious Group Names

StompingOnYourDreams.
Lebowski’s ‘Lil Urban Achievers.
Jalapeno Hotties.
The Flaming Flamingos.
Open.
Hide-and-Seek. (Who are you playing? “We’re playing Hide-and-Seek.”)
Geeks in Sneaks.
The Stalking Dead.
Alive and Kicking.
Hat Trick Swayze.
Ice, Ice Baby.
Scared Kickless.
Recess Hall-of-Famers.
The Jogfathers.
End of the Bench.
The Blair Hits Project.
The Volley Llamas.
Some Spike it Hot.
Notorious B.I.G.
Net-Results.

Note: These funny team names can be used in a variety of situations. The key is to know your audience. It might be a book club, a business group, an intramural team, or your own private league. Scan through all of the choices and see if one resonates with you.

Funny Group Names

We Who Shall Not Be Named.
Sweep the Leg.
Abbey-Normal.
And in First Place.
Pigs Fly.
Heart & Sole.
In it for the Swag.
Go-Getters.
Tequila Mockingbird.
After Shockers.
South Korea gots Seoul.
Squirrel-Proofing the Birdfeeder.
Bruce Willis Was Dead The Whole Time.
Prawn Stars.
Bye.
The Pensive Gangsters.
We will destroy you and burn your village.
Team Team.
Waist Management.
Hops and Pops.
Future Walmart Greeters.
The Caboose (we come in last).
Toxic Sushi.

Punny Names

Furious George. (Is there a more lovable character than Curious George?)
Easier Said Than Run.
The Heebee Jeebees.
Brokebat Mountain.
Happy Feet.
Hell on Heels.
Life’s A Pitch.
I Love Bad Pitches.
Madams of Mayhem.
11 Angry Men.
PokeyMoms.
The Talent Pool.
The Mighty Morphin’ Flower Arrangers.
Class on Grass.
Skilli Vanilli.

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Funny Team Names For Girls

The Ponytail Express.
Taco Belles.
Chicks with Sticks.
Lady Bugs.
Back Street Girls.
Beauties from the Block.
Queen Bees.
Goal Diggers.
Hey Soul Sisters.
The Hericanes.

Really Funny Team Names

The Miracle Workers.
Nerd Herd.
Clockwork Orange.
What’s in a Name?
Dyslexia Untied.
2Good4U.
Are We There Yet?
Alcoholics Unanimous.
The Queen Bees.
Grub Club.
Jalapeno Hotties.
Gangnam Style.
Lost and Found.
Yager Bombers.
Outside the Asylum.
The Walkie Talkies.
Rockstars United.
The Soul Gangsters.
Out of Eligibility.
Unreal Madrid.

My Ribs Please

Blondes Have More Run.
Dashing Divas.
Get ‘er Run.
Quads of Fury.
Cereal Killers.
The Greasy Mullets.
Ump Yours.
Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Chicken Noodle Hoop.
ABCDE FC.
Mr. Yuk.
Phoenix Sprawl.
The Young and the Rest of Us.
The Grand Slams.
Hops Scotch.

Funny Team Names for Business

Everything my manager says is funny.
Sultans of Sales.
The Quota Crushers.
Three Balance Sheets to the Wind.
Nerds of a Feather.
Out of the Cubicle and Into the Fire.
Who do you think you are Mr. Big Staff?
Capital Gains.
Down for the Account.
Sales Team Six.
The Kudos Seekers.
Barely Managing.
TCB – Taking Care of Business.

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— Mike O’Halloran

Mike is the founder of Sports Feel Good Stories and used to work naming products and brands.

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