WiFi names are not necessarily something you talk about often. Yet, an amusing one can cut through the clutter of the standard fare like a hot knife through butter.
Do you want to be that household that puts their surname up for their WiFi name? No, I didn’t think so. That’s just boring. You’re better than that.
We asked Tim Moodie, greeting card writer, creative director, and toy inventor, to develop a list of 101 clever WiFi names. Have a stroll through this collection and see if one catches your eye. If not, maybe the list will inspire you to come up with one of your own. Enjoy!
101 Clever WIFI Names To Stand Out
1.) Lord of the Pings.
2.) Pretty Fly for WiFi.
3.) Not a Meth Lab.
4.) Every day, I’m Buffering.
5.) Take my WiFi, Please.
6.) Jesus Saves — Crosby on the rebound. Scores!
7.) No more Mister WiFi.
8.) WiFi art thou Romeo.
9.) Please keep it on the Download.
10.) Untrusted Network.
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11.) Viruses Abound.
12.) WiFi when you can drive.
13.) Guess where we live.
14.) WiFi Fo Fum.
15.) Volvo Mafia Safehouse.
16.) Life in the fast LAN.
17.) Nacho WiFi.
18.) Girls Gone Wireless.
19.) Winternet is Coming.
20.) The LAN Down Under.
21.) Man and WiFi.
22.) Do you feel lucky, punk?
23.) The LAN before Time.
24.) Area 51.
25.) Kill the Wabbit.
26.) I’m under your bed.
27.) Get off my LAN.
28.) You aren’t just here for the hunting.
29.) Mom, use this one!
30.) Knock Knock.
31.) That’s my Momma.
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32.) And Don’t Call Me Shirley.
33.) Bill Wi the Science Fi.
34.) Pick Me!
35.) Password is Popcorn.
36.) Fast and Curious.
37.) WiFi the feeling?
38.) Unsafe at any speed.
39.) Race Against Time.
40.) Vance Refrigeration.
41.) The fast track.
42.) Pine for not thy neighbor’s WiFi.
43.) Wu-Tang Lan.
44.) Connection Lost.
45.) Not the WiFi You’re looking for.
46.) Access Denied.
47.) WiFi? Wi-not?
48.) Not in Range.
49.) Step on the Gas.
50.) Beer me a password.
What Does WiFi Mean?
WiFi is “a facility allowing smartphones, computers, and other electronic devices to wirelessly connect to the Internet in a particular area, e.g., a home or office.”
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51.) The LANisters send their regards.
52.) Bandwidth Together.
53.) The silence of the LANs.
54.) Cheeses take the wheel.
55.) WiFi when you can drive?
56.) Abraham Linksys.
57.) Drop it like it’s a Hotspot.
58.) I believe we can WiFi.
59.) The Promised LAN.
60.) Your WiFi is not the issue.
61.) One.
62.) Free Bird is not played here.
63.) Have you stopped beating your WiFi?
64.) The LAN of the free.
65.) The Internet.
66.) Try Again.
67.) Chance the Router.
68.) Alice in WonderLAN.
69.) Missed Connections.
70.) Virus Free for 36 hours.
71.) Network Unavailable.
72.) Bandwidth on the Run.
73.) This LAN is my LAN.
74.) Life in the fast LAN.
75.) Make it Snappy.
What Does LAN mean?
LAN or Local Area Network is a computer network confined to a small area, e.g., a room or a building.
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Hilarious Selections
76.) FBI Van 3.
77.) Alcohol You Later.
78.) Super Bowl Ping.
79.) Surveillance Van.
80.) Loading…
81.) The horse was named Friday.
82.) Worlds of WonderLAN.
83.) Running on the Lan.
84.) You’ll Never Guess the Password.
85.) Connection Found.
86.) Security Recommendation.
87.) WebMaster Says No.
88.) Declined.
89.) Back Away from the WiFi.
90.) I’m with the Bandwidth.
91.) Even with My Eyes Closed.
92.) My Dog Created the Password.
93.) Stairway to WiFi.
94.) Free Trial.
95.) Snap It Up.
96.) Please keep it on the Download.
97.) IP in the Shower.
98.) You’re Being Watched.
99.) Been There and Seen That.
100.) Hot Hits the Spot.
101.) Is This Your WiFi?
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Sports Feel Good Stories.
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